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I can't believe people still believe Bigfoot is real. It's so obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I've been seeing some "jesus is coming, repent" signs in my area and I'm wondering if it's legal to put up goofy signs right next to them

[–] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 hours ago

I mean, do you think the people who put the jesus signs up had permits and what not?

[–] ChunkMcHorkle@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

"Can we at least wait til he finishes?"

i thought this was the welcome to night vale one for a second

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 7 hours ago

Gotta have goals in life.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 6 hours ago

Why can't I have cool neighbors like this?

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 9 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

This could EASILY replace the “step” fetish that’s on its way out.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Help me, step bigfoot! I'm stuck under the mattress!

[–] TwilitSky@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

STOP IT. They will absolutely create this category in minutes if they find it.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

I'm pretty sure I've already seen this.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 8 hours ago

Step foot? 🤣

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 53 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, you’re taking pictures of Chuck Tingle’s yard, leave the man alone, he works hard for us. Where else are you gonna find well-crafted erotica about sexy lawyer dinosaurs and bigfoots who are both billionaires and bomb defusal technicians trained in the art of love?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 57 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (6 children)

And if you’ve never heard of Chuck Tingle, I am not joking.

Might even be underselling it a bit.

[–] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 39 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

This is the kind of book I'd sneak onto someone's bookshelf that I'm certain never reads.

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 hours ago

Chaotic neutral type shit

For anyone intrigued by the first title, I offer this masterpiece: Pounded In The Butt By My Own Podcast: Bigfoot Pirates Haunt My Balls, read by Dane Terry

Episode webpage

Media file

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

I am a simple man, I sees a podcast about Pirate Bigfoot haunting a guys balls, I downloads it

[–] oyfrog@lemmy.world 11 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

So, this line-up suggests there's room for a cross-over story where the football squad wearing the color changing dress pounds the main character's ass.

Edit. Apparently it's a squad of unicorns that play football. Pardon my lack of attention to detail.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Are any of these actually purchasable in physical form?

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 14 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Most of them are ~3,000 word epub files, but several of them get bound together in a physical volume. Chuck also writes whole-ass mainstream horror too, those can be found at bookstores.

[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago

Interesting guy this Chuck, I must say.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 hours ago

He certainly has a type

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

bout to get myself glayzed like a brothafucka!

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 hours ago

More effective than and ADT sign or one of those “we don’t call 911” signs.

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 11 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Ummm...

*BIGFOOT AND I...

Sheesh

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

nah the order is important. sounds like bigfoot is a power bottom.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 5 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

There is a lot going on in this picture.

[–] HowAbt2day@futurology.today 4 points 9 hours ago

That sign is the highest quality object in the yard.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 10 hours ago

I wonder what kind of barbecues they have. And is that a fire pit? These are usually signs of at least mild social interaction. But everything else suggests otherwise.

I suppose if they had to spray paint the door, that also suggests they sometimes have visitors. Odd.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 13 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Honey, I won't try to stop you. But I will film it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Who let the dog out? Who? Who, who, who?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 hours ago
[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 4 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

You do know his first name is Charlie, right? And he has social anxiety.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

I thought it was Harry.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

you must know a different one than i do. We know Darryl. I'll have to ask if he knows Charlie.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

cool! we don't have any photos of darryl but he lives in the woods out back by the cabin the family... i think my great aunt used to have a lake house up there or something? long story but we camp up there when we can now.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Chad move would be to be the big spoon.

[–] richardwallass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 hours ago

Bigfoot is real fist...