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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Nicole, beloved, how we miss you.
The sun does not shine your absense,
nor does the moon glow.
The wind doesn't tickle the leaves
and the clouds swell in their stagnance—
unable to bless us with the rain.
We are languishing in this hell of stillness desperately awaiting your return.

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 hours ago

Obviously the Fediverse banned the future of dating, before I ever got to bang her. Damn fediverse!

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 5 points 3 hours ago

This better not be-

Arceus fucking damn it!

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 94 points 12 hours ago (3 children)

The consensus in the end was that Nicole was a victim of harassment.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 42 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

IIRC this was only a guess. I don’t recall any definitive information on her or her appearance here, but Lemmy banned her images based on that suspicion.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 28 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Fair, yet you do point out that it was only a suspicion and we had no real info.

Nonetheless, I’m glad the ‘verse and mods put a stop to the images. If it wasn’t a just a nuisance it was potentially bad.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 7 points 10 hours ago

No positive irrefutable evidence, but the most credible explanation.

[–] pseudo@jlai.lu 25 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

And because of that it don't feel right to use her picture to make jokes.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 13 points 10 hours ago

I often find shitposts to be way beyond poor taste but apparently its ok if its "just a joke".

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 8 points 11 hours ago (4 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago

we don't. it just smells wrong.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 9 points 5 hours ago

There were a lot of weird photos that looked like they were taken from a webcam/stream, in private settings, with extremely specific work address/personal info to tie her in person. There was also no continued communication like there usually is from scammers. Plus the bots spammed from countless instances with the same messages and different pics, like it was dedicated to making sure people would know her irl identity. Not 100% positive, but for a lot of people it felt “off” from the usual scam and spam campaigns. There was a dedicated community of folks who were concerned about this, as well.

Other spammers eventually rode the coattails and tried crypto-scheming with similar strategies but those were more “traditionally” scammy.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 34 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

Im struggling to remember the details if im honest.

Initially it was new accounts spamming Nicole photo and links to a matrix channel. However, there was no "Nicole" to talk to, just vague directions to find her at her work.

After a while someone started a community about Nicole posts and there were a few threads kinda collating theories on what was going on.

I forget the details exactly but IIRC someone postulated that is was a creepy stalker trying to prompt people to go find her IRL. On realising that the /c/Nicoled community was fueling creepy wierdo's game, the mods locked some posts or something.

Thats when shit got real, and the same spam accounts started DMing gore stuff, but no confirmation of whether it was "nicole".

That was it really. Nothing further.

At the very least, it certainly wasn't Nicole DMing her own photo to everyone.

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I stumbled onto her real name and can say that she's alive and the gore pictures were fake (I was bored and a bit drunk)

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 3 points 1 hour ago

Yeah, at the time no one really thought those pictures were her, but it strengthens the harassment narrative. Whoever was doing it was a fkn creep.

[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 11 points 10 hours ago

yeah id say it was unlikely the fediverse chick was reaching out to people in earnest. someone messing w her by sending those messages then directing people toward her irl makes way more sense to me than taking that at face value

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

If she’s a girl, she’s getting harassed.

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 118 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

Is it that fediverse chick that was sending me messages?

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 15 hours ago

Its not safe here.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 36 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Robot death squad has been dispatched. As soon as the Indian teleoperators finish their lunch break, you're toast!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

don't mind them.

they're just doing the needful.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago

Begging the favour of your esteemed demise.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 12 hours ago

DM’s from the future.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 14 hours ago

Count your days.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 47 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 12 hours ago

The Fediverse Chick if you're nasty

[–] gigachad@piefed.social 57 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 8 points 11 hours ago

she's still out there bro. maybe spam dm every single lemmy user to see if you can reach her

[–] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 24 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Babe, new cryptid just dropped

[–] exu@feditown.com 11 points 12 hours ago

Does she have an SCP entry yet?

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 11 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Is this a "the game" situation where if you actually explain anything you lose? Because none of the comments explain what this is about..

[–] foofiepie@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Many moons ago, when all this were trees, this lass spammed our inboxes.

I do not fear your puny robots.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 hours ago

Ah, well that clears that right up.

[–] chtk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 hours ago

"the game"

Yay, thanks. Now I lost another round.

[–] TisI@lemmy.zip 18 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

A while ago, people on Lemmy got messages from this woman saying she's Nicole, 28, from Poland living in Canada and she called herself the fediverse chick. These messages with different pictures of her continued, each from a different account. Towards the end, some people reported getting some dark messages (I didn't get any of those, so not sure what they were). And then everything stopped.

P.S. this is just from my memory, and it can be pretty shit sometimes.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

No, everyone just knows. Of you don't, you haven't been here long enough to join the club.

Edit: apparently I'm not in the club either....

[–] leagman1@feddit.org 24 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Why does she have MS13 tatooed onto her forehead?

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Because it came off the back of her hand when she wiped sweat from her brow with it.

[–] whaleross@lemmy.world 6 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I hear FidoNet whispering in modem noises.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Sometimes Usenet sends me messages and there isn’t even any warez attached

[–] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 15 hours ago

Nicole Witchhunt they said

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 7 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Still no info about whether the body in the bag was her?

[–] b_tr3e@feddit.org 2 points 8 hours ago

No, that was Laura Whatshername.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SayJess@piefed.blahaj.zone 21 points 13 hours ago

what?

THEY SAID: “STILL NO INFO ABOUT WHETHER THE BODY IN THE BAG WAS HER?”!

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

I don't know the full story and I never received any of the messages, but apparently the last few got really dark.

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 12 hours ago

Wow.... I only got the one....