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[–] The_Almighty_Walrus@lemmy.world 92 points 1 week ago
[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 85 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 71 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Looks like a sturgeon, maybe? I'm no fishologist

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Could also be a ctardiologist. But I'm no expert at inserting T as the second letter of the titles of medical professionals.

[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 week ago

More like a carpiologist, amirite?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's best left to the fishisticians to figure out

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 week ago

You motherf-

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Definitely a sturgeon can't really tell what type but we can assume it is from the unintended states sw we can call it the U.S. Sturgeon General.

[–] badbytes@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah, this whole post seems fishy.

[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 72 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Alternate dimension Weird Al

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Also works for "virgin".

[–] tomiant@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

That's his problem right there 

Beware the Fish.

[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No please!!! Don't let anyone from my instance see this!

I don't want to go back to sturgeon posts popping up on feddit.org every day!

[–] grue@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Edit: never mind, too many of the communities over there are in German for me to figure out the correct one to put it in.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

ich_iel would be a good start

[–] Wutchilli@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Enkrod@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 4 points 1 week ago

Schwer zu lesen aber glaube das heißt "nein".

[–] vodka@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The Simpsons really have done everything!

[–] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

The n word, doing a reverse image search you can find the meme with a crappier censor. Can't find an uncensored version anywhere

[–] jack_of_sandwich 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] spinne@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is no lower 48 Roadkill Cafe, "you kill it, we grill it." This is a whole different set of cooking skills

[–] night_petal@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

Potential caviar for the cost of labor only?

[–] Iloveyurianime@ani.social 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Id be mad as hell too how tf does a fish hit a car is the fish jumping over a bridge????

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Salmon jump quite far, I can only imagine the king salmon can leap kilometers

Some people think king salmon are a different species but really they were just crowned king of salmon because they can jump the farthest.

I think it's crazy how it got stuck onto the car

[–] FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

That fish is too stiff to have been recently alive.

Appears this may be a white sturgeon, which can grow to 20ft long, 1000 pounds. Apparently they can leap about 10 foot out of the water, so yeah I guess this smaller one must of busted a move (a people mover that is)

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

Reminds me of the bridge level of Super Mario Bros.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

MAGIKCARP!!!!

Magikarp used SPLASH!

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's not a real fish, it's a model/statue. There's a loop at the tail end, and there's no way it would be sticking straight up if it were real. It would be limp,

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe it's frozen. It is Alaska. And the loop is just trash from the sea it got stuck on.

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

It would be limp

Ummm, it's frozen, duhh

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

As an Alaskan I take offense to this.