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I just got solar and I can tell you that my power company definitely owns solar. I live in Florida (yeah, I know). And the power company gets to decide how much solar I get to put on my roof, whether I have to get extra insurance to cover the solar (liability insurance in fact, does that make sense?), charge fees to connect to the grid, decide WHEN I can connect because they have to connect a two-way meter AND in my area I am not allowed to go off grid, which means even if I produce enough energy to meet all of my needs, I still have to pay a monthly connection fee, which by the bye, just went up because Florida decided that the power company just didn't have enough control and voted that they could raise rates to cover data centers and you guessed it, the purchase of storage for all of the solar residents are producing.
It's just a matter of time before they decide that the mandatory connection fee is roughly equal to a monthly bill establishing a base cost for all customers that is so high, solar will not matter. They've figured this one out.
I own the sun. Nobody had claimed it so I snatched it up. You guys can use it. For now.
We own the cloud servers that your devices will need to connect to, without which they will brick themselves.
...err ... to protect the children.
Nobody owns the sun
Yet. We are waiting for the first quadrillioaire to build a Dyson sphere and charge for solar output.
let's just be glad that, for now anyway, blocking out the sun to get everyone to pay more electricity is still just a joke.
And this is why you see all this advocacy for nuclear power whenever people start talking about decarbonisation and renewable energy sources.
Not true, China Owens the manufacturing and I put a down payment of $10,000 on the sun to that guy under the bridge and I've been payin $1000 a month for the last four years it should be mine in 2030.
China Owens the manufacturing
That's sincerely a big part of the problem. Chinese manufacturing is so far out ahead of the US on HSR, solar cells, and batteries that American politicians conflate green energy and transit with concession of economic hegemony.
They do own the solar farms though.
Like we should 10000% be using solar energy and doing the technical work to put solar farms onto the grid, but solar energy (or wind, or any other renewable energy) does not magically avoid the problem that the capitalists still control the means of power production.
Really, there are no purely technical solutions to social problems.
Really, there are no purely technical solutions to social problems.
Holy fuck, that needs to be repeated ad infinitum.
And, yeah, I agree. My first thought upon seeing this meme was "Who's gonna make the solar panels?"
More than half of private houses here have solar panels on their rooftop. People also put them in their gardens or on the balconies of their flats. Right now, I'm generating enough solar power to run my entire home. Solar is absolutely the most democratic form of power generation. Can't be the only one obviously, but still.
Right, but we still have these giant solar energy plants, as well as the rest of the generation, transmission, and distribution infrastructure, under the control of the capitalist class. While it's absolutely fantastic that solar-photovoltaic power generation is technically available for the masses, it is still a democratic exception to the capitalist reality.
Like I'm not saying that solar power is not democratic, and I agree with you that it is, but that individual acts of democracy are not sufficient (but are still necessary) to change the reality of capitalist power production.
And the battery farms to store the energy for the winter/night time.
Fuck, really?! Dammit! That leprechaun tricked me!
Solar and nuclear power could have solved the energy problem if we invested in it more.
Solar, definitely.
Nuclear is just the coal problem with extra megawatts
Where you storing all that nuclear waste? Lets hope climare collapse doesnt cause a meltdown like in Fukushima. Mayflies almost caused a meltdown in the US, nuclear is not renewable or responsible long term
But nuclear is here right now. Its cleaner than fossil fuels. There are near 440 nuclear plants working perfectly right now. Fukushima meltdown was caused by a tsunami hitting after earthquake, not because climate change. 96% of nuclearwaste is recyclable and the process to recycle waste is becoming cheaper and more efficient to do (there are only few places that do so, because the process is very similiar to enriching uranium and for obvious reasons some countries dont want other countries doing that). Also there are longterm storage facilities made 500m underground in areas where are little to none tectonic movement so we have currently surplus of save storage space for the waste.
What is not responsible, is to opposide one of the best and most stable current method to generate power. At the moment we need first get rid of the current and urgent problems with coal and fossil fuels that do things like:
- Releasing heavy metals on the sea.
- Releasing carbon monoxide to atmosphere.
- Polluting air we breath.
- And also creating radiactive waste when run (coal plants produce waste containing things like uranium, thorium and mercury)
We cant wait for renevables to catch up to our power needs. We need to cut the worst things now and nuclear power is the best alternative we have right now.
Take a look at pretty much any study calculating the probability of major nuclear accidents (aka "beyond-design-basis event").
The German TÜV performed such a calculation - funded by the government - in 1980 which was then used to argue FOR nuclear safety and expand Germany's nuclear reactors (as the oil crisis a couple years prior was reason to diversify away from oil). The study did not include human error/negligence or sabotage but all possible weather events (flooding, earthquake, lightning strikes into electric equipment), parts failing and an airplane strike.
The result: A reactor core meltdown occurs - in Germany - once every 10,000 years. Extrapolating this to 400 reactors worldwide - not sure how their safety compares to 1980's Germany - would result in one meltdown every 25 years.
Coincidentally Chornobyl and Fukushima just so happened to be 25 years apart. Substiture Chornobyl with Long Island if you want to exclude incompetent Soviet safety engineers.
The study:
Besides: Any money invested into nuclear today is money not invested into solar, wind turbines or battery storage. Why waste money on nuclear reactors that will start operating by 2040 when you can generate hundreds of TWh of electricity with the same money spent on renewables beforehand?
Wind and solar are great when there is wind and sun, but even with battery storage to even them out, there is always a flux. For example where i live in the last 30 there was 72 hour period when wind power worked only 1% of the max capacity and here is 3 month period when sun is over the horizon less than a hour per day and that time is when the energy consumption is on its highest.
Also climate change is bringing more high wind days when running wind turbines is impossible.
If we want to talk about natural disasters wind and solar power can be influenced by volcano eruptions happening thousands of kilometers away.
At the moment even hydropower is being effected by weather as there has not been enough rain to fill the reserves at the pace energy is needed.
Nuclear energy works no matter the weather and upping or lowering its production is relatively fast, making it really easy to adjust the output to the needed levels. Also the fact that from 100 spend uranium rods you can make 96 new ones
Im not against solar or wind. Im against putting all the eggs in to one basked and building a infrastructure that is dependant on things beyond human control.
I assume you mean three mile island reactor? Chernobyl was soviet fuckup, three mile island meltdown wrote a lot of new safety regulations and fukushima was natural disaster. Every one of these incidents has been studied and every one of them has made lot of new mechanism to avoid similiar accidents to happen in the future.
there was 72 hour period when wind power worked only 1% of the max capacity and here is 3 month period when sun is over the horizon less than a hour per day
Are you in a Scandinavian country by any chance?
Because their entire economy is predicated on fossil fuels. That's a much bigger problem than reliable generation.
upping or lowering its production is really fast
No??? Nuclear is by far the slowest to moderate. So slow, energy prices used to be significantly lower at night in Germany due to the nuclear power plants not being able to adjust to the lowered demand.
It is fairly obvious in the future energy consumption will adjust to the production, instead of vice versa like it is right now. I'm talking decades, the time to build maybe 1.5 - 2 sets of new nuclear reactors. That way you need at most hours of grid storage instead of days.
And about the scary "sun and wind is subject to variations" part - of course it is. Which is why it's best to also invest into significantly expand the European power grid to adjust. When there's a power drought somewhere it is very likely somewhere else produces more than enough energy to export. As an added benefit, this makes the grid much more resilient.
Centralized power generation is not a sensible thing to invest into in today's age anyway. Putin would merely have to send a double digit number of drones/rockets to cause blackouts. Compare that to a fully decentralized energy grid where for instance every house has solar panels and battery storage.
Also, not a single nuclear accident is preventable. Why was the Fukushima reactor not designed to handle its event? Because it's cheaper. Why did Chornobyl explode? Because it was a cheap reactor type. Three Mile Island (to be fair, that's pretty long)? Because again design failures due to cost cutting. And cost cutting refers to being able to humanly construct a nuclear reactor - if every scenario were considered no plant could be built. It's like trying to design a plane that will never ever crash - impossible.
Modern plants can change their power output 3-5% of their total capacity per minute, but they dont often do drastic adjustments like, because its more efficient to run them on the designed power output and it is something that is fully solvable with battery banks, because the output is steady. Unlike with solar and wind.
One of the Germanys stupidest decitions latelly was to shut down their nuclear plants. It made them use 7% more fossil fuels, it made them dependent on Russian natural gas and some calculations say they could have been producing 70% less of carbon emissions between 2002-2022 if kept running on nuclear.
The exact moment the pipe dream if decentralized energy grid gets any where near working condition ill change my mind. Until then nuclear is the best option.
Like i said. Im not against solar or wind. Im against coal and fossil fuels and we cant get rid of them quick enough if we are naive and wait for solar and wind to grow enough to replace those. Lets get rid of the real pollutors first and then start to replace nuclear with something else.
Dont start to fix the broken window before the fire on the roof is under control.
Substiture Chornobyl
shlarblegarble schnornobyl sure thing bud
Long Island
ai writing this shit for you? long fucking island? NY?
you mean 3 mile island, PA.
it's hard to take anything you write seriously when you don't understand basic geography.
I don't even disagree with you, mostly, we'd be better off going all in on renewable and storage, but some heavy industries - concrete production, smelting, heavy industrial processes, chemical manufacturing - all require a baseload that renewables struggle to provide while providing residential and business coverage. Having dedicated renewable generation solely for those loads might work with plentiful storage, but you'd have to over-buildout your generating network to handle both.
That said, I'd rather just continue with the nuclear we have - the enormous investments have been made already, keeping them running - and avoid SMRs and other silly shit. Nuclear + renewables would completely wipe obviate coal/oil.
Substiture Chornobyl
Nuclear is the most expensive energy solution, the hardest to maintain and the worst possible outcome for human error. Solar panels can be easily installed and will generate some power most days of the year. Wind farms produce more energy altogether but run less often. Use both with batteries and you dont care if its sunny or not. Also, power grid? Energy is made somewhere and sent elsewhere. You can do this by putting solar where, on average, it is very sunny such as a desert and wind where it us windy, such as near the beach. Then you run power cables to your cities. The whole project would costs as much as like two nuclear facilities. Oh and nuclear takes like decades to build. You have to make Fukushima/Chernobyl before you can accidentally melt it down. That takes at least 5-10 years of investment. Or you could put the same money into solar and get energy within months...
Firstly. Desert is horrible place for solar panels. High heat makes them work poorly and sand/dust is problematic for the maintanence and cleaning them requires water, that is scarce in the desert.
Coast and offshore are good places for wind farms (alltough we dont fully know the offshore farms effect on the ecosystem and offshore is difficult to build and maintain.) But similary to most things coast is going to have its own set of problems with too high wind speeds and the likely hood of rising sea level.
That all aside im not saying we need to start building hundreds of reactors. Just dont be morons and start to lobby against them untill we have capasity to get rid of the coal, gas and oil plants that are the real and pressing problems right now.
I have no doubt that in the future with combinations of hydro, wind, solar and even to some small capasity thermal power combined with battery tech going foward we can build reliable and fully renewally powered energy grid, but in the mean time we need to lean towards nuclear power.
Moronic desitions like Germany shutting down their nuclear plants, just to notice that they did not have the capacity to replace the energy with green alternatives and then opened plants using fossil fuels to keep up with the demand were naive, stupid and played right in to foreign nations hands.
Fundamental misunderstanding of how nuclear waste is handled
Yet.
There is not difference whatsoever. Solar plants are owned by corporations, and regulated but the government. You need a ton of permits to install your own and still you have to pay taxes, grid fees, or administrative charges
The sun is owned
Over here, rooftop solar is allowed entirely without permit, as is in-house battery storage.
Of course, that won't keep my heat on in January, or do much for industry use, but it's a pretty chunck of my power use covered without anyone getting a say
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Most civilized places not only allow but promote small domestic panels and battery systems.
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You can own the panels. And get utility companies. What a stupid argument.
Really dumb meme.
It also is very much inferior to the 1978 newspaper cartoon it is based on:
Just reformat this for phone screens instead and give credit, way better meme.
Nice find.
ty for your contribution
You don't get solar with our lots of mines.
That applies to everything though.
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But they own batteries, solar panels, turbines... They own everything actually.
And nothing, absolutely nothing, stops them from claiming the Sun and start gathering taxes for using its energy.
Except that they didn’t buy in when they should have, which allowed smaller companies to get a head start on the tech, the rights, the advertising. Not instead of admitting they were wrong, they would rather double down, gaslight, lobby Andy try to disenfranchise competition because that always worked for them before.
The only thing that will always out-rank corporate intelligence is greed. They seem to like doing awfully stupid things if the profit line in the chart in the boardroom is green and curls upward on the right.
I read somewhere a while back that the main cause of all these seemingly obvious and mind numbingly dumb corporate decisions isn’t as much a problem with companies not knowing the information, but that they collectively changed their goals, projections and outlook to a much shorter time period.
So, yeah, maybe short circuiting your business model will double your profits within 6 months, but after that you eat quadruple in losses. It all depends on the length of time scale at the bottom of the chart.
Suddenly, so many crazy things I have read and experienced in the corporate world seemed to make so much more sense.
I'd love to make my own "low tech" battery like sand or water. I feel like you wouldn't need to rely so much in big tech capitalists for something like that. I'm no expert though.
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As more and more people are utilizing solar, I worry about future regulations restricting energy generation without involvement if the utility. We're already forced to pay a minimum monthly payment for the connection to your utility company (albeit a relatively small monthly fee compared to the kw and delivery fees) but it makes me wonder if utility companies will try to increase it for people not paying for the service. The companies are definitely not happy about it...
What if plant a flag on it? Would it be mine then?
I mean, who is gonna tell me it isn't? I managed to get to and successfully put a flag on it. I am invincible!
There was once a sunshine tax. Anything of value will get "owned" and you'll be charged for it.
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