all this should be under the category distraction from epstein moves then the bullet points.
this post was submitted on 15 Mar 2026
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And it continues...
- Israel now out of or very low on interceptors
- Israel taking so much damage from Iran they're now threatening nukes
- Draft dodger now begging for help from allies he spent months breaking deals and partnerships with and shitting on their previous war contributions
- Draft dodger also begging for help from adversaries such as China and lifts sanctions on Russian oil
- Didn't re-stock oil reserve, gets his muppet couch fucker on stage to blame Joe Biden for gas prices
- Realizes they can't take the Strait back, takes over their island that they use to distribute, now held at a stalemate
- UK leadership calling him out on war being a distraction from the Epstein files
Can't wait to see what other fuckups he makes today.
Oh, Donald...
There have been worse wars but they've accumulated their worseness over a longer period of time. In terms of failures per minute, Epstein Fury is in the lead
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- lose geopolitical standing
- run out of precision ammo
- need China's rare earths to build more bombs
- switch to 1970 bombs and long ground war
- let Iran break petrodollar by allowing Yuan
- lose reserve currency status
- lose all allies
- trade deficit gets even worse
- Yuan becomes reserve currency
- Wall Street collapses completely
This might be those weeks where decades happen. So many possibilities. It'll be exciting to see what happens, from a distance.
honestly, can't believe that an Iran-US war is becoming an Iranian victory, with most of the US supporting Iran.
US was always a paper tiger. the military isn't designed for any sort of war, but designed to funnel public funds to military shareholders's pockets.
"You fool, you just activated my trap card"
Idk, it's possible our military just always sucked but Im more inclined to believe it's just ineffective because the people running it are absolute braindead clowns.
both. it was designed to be a money sink. that's why it's budget is greater than basically all the rest of the world military, but lost a 20+ year war against some of the poorest peoples in the world.
It is incredibly effective against civilians though
Yeah, the US military is only good at murdering brown agrarian peasants. Especially their ground forces; they regularly get schooled in international exercises and they have to tell the OPFOR to take it easy on them because it hurts their feelings to not be the best.
For all the American hate against socialism, the military is our biggest jobs program.
... That's the opposite of socialism.
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"Uhh... uhh... But woke... and trans children... and groomers... ohh... he was a friend of Epstein..."
As someone with an inside perspective, I'll appreciate your outside perspective for a quick laugh between cry-sessions
It's not quite as exciting, watching it happen from inside.
Just read that Israel is supposedly running out of interceptor missiles, which means any attack of Iran, Hezbolla and others will result in a successful strike.
Iran will have missiles for years to come. I wonder if this ends up in a leopards ate my face for Bibi
You cant beleive anything Israel says. Zero. They are always lying and manipulating.
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We can now also add to that:
Admonish other 'allies' for not pre-committing their navies to the ... surprise attack.
Within 48 hrs, claim it is the responsibility of every other navy in the world to help you with a military campaign against a target that you claim you've already destroyed 100% of their military.
Worst war even conducted
So far
If Norway had given him the prize he'd… have done the exact same things.
What if they told him "the candidates are a closed set but we'll consider you next year"? Then it would be after the midterms and hopefully both houses would push against the constitution-defying shenanigans.
That fascist bitch from Venezuela "gave" him her prize, so he "has" one. And he's still a dumb fucking moron who did this anyway.
There's so much to keep track of… I'd forgotten about that. lol. So yeah. Exactly. oy.
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I was sure he would find a way to blame Obama for this.
Also if a Russian asset was running this war, the first thing they would do would be to lift sanctions on Russia and force the cost of oil up ...hmmm...
"If a Russian asset"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_purpose_of_a_system_is_what_it_does
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He has time still. He's already blamed Biden for allegedly allowing the Iranian "sleeper cells" in, which he totally knows where they are right now, but just isn't arresting them. But he does know about them you guys
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Refuses to admit they need ukrainian anti drone tech. Because you know zelenskyy will make jd say thanks.
Trump is too childish for that. I bet Iran could make trump back down on asking others to protect the Strait of Hormuz just by making fun of usa begging others to help
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He's a straight up nazi, said that there's something wrong with Arab genetics on national television last night.
And guess what, Iranians aren't even Arabs.
Arabs are his allies lmfao
Arab and Muslim are synonymous terms to most chuds. And 'Muslim' just means 'brown person' to them, usually.
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As if Nazis care about being correct in their racism lol
The way the US is set up, a bad economy makes for unlimited military personnel supply.
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Trump-Epstein files™️ distraction
Operation Epstein fury
operation IVANKA wife.
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Mr FIFA world peace prize, with the cup held by hands of starving/dying people
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Blames Biden for fuel prices being high
Best president ever, raises value of oil/gas reserves, lifts sanctions on the motherland
Kind regards Vladimir
Ah, like an even stupider "Vietnam War".
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