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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Flesh is weak. I crave the strength of steel and aspire to the purity of the machine.

The Omnissiah is eternal.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

Conan, what is best in life?

[–] Dogiedog64@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago

GLORY TO THE OMNISSIAH! GLORY TO THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS! GLORY TO THE GOD-EMPEROR ON THE GOLDEN THRONE!

[–] Fokeu@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago
[–] RichardDegenne@lemmy.zip 197 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Classic violet08...

Wait wtf?!

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 111 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

[–] Denvil@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is now at 70, we have been betrayed

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

It's now at 96, which is amusing 

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 2 points 14 hours ago

but not very productive

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 149 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 65 points 1 day ago

YOU fucking thot.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] socsa@piefed.social 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)
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[–] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Comparison is the thief of Joy! ♥️

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 121 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As a bisexual woman, yes please. Fat titties make the world go round.

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 69 points 2 days ago (5 children)

NGL, fat titties SUCK when it's blazing hot and you've got a scorching yeast infection eating the skin under your girls.

Intertrigo.. SO not worth having fat titties.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

I got my lady (huge hangers) one of those goldbon anti chafing sticks. It looks like deodorant but doesn't smell like anything. Wouldn't help with a yeast infection I'm sure. But, using it would probably help prior to the infection. Any day above 60 F she uses it. I found out about them back in the day in a hot boiler room with chafing thighs.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 105 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I wish all the fat tiddied a cool updraft 😔😔🙏🙏

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Coulda just wished the yeast infection away, but okay.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 14 hours ago

waste of a perfectly good ninth-level spell slot

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[–] Duranie@leminal.space 22 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I have a dedicated 72hr antiperspirant stick that I use for my underboobs and the crease at my groin area that I apply after every shower. Summer and workouts are so much more comfortable without the skin irritation, and the conditioning/protective barrier helps prevent friction.

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[–] thethrilloftime69@feddit.online 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I was sure this was going to be violet08

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 74 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

It's like Robert Crumb drew her. Me likey

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

it wasn't all killer no filler but I did find Superstore surprisingly good.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago (3 children)

As a skinny chick, yeah that is how it sometimes goes.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 17 hours ago

As a guy with fat titties, this comic is a lie.

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a giant stocky dude, it do be how it goes.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (7 children)

<creep>What a coincidence, I want both their bodies too.</creep>

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 63 points 2 days ago (4 children)

What is the original version of this meme lol

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