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It is the afternoon. My phone dings. I slide the notification open.
Thank you for your interest in being part of our team! However, at this time—
I want to shoot myself. Think I'll just quietly starve instead.
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Not so sure about that.
I wish I could pull that look but I have the body proportions of a dwarf blacksmith from LoTR.
that's kinda hard tbf!
I’ll show you why they put “cum laude” on my diploma
I’d like summa cum laude plz :3
Meow
I'll gladly adopt any CS student like that. I'd love to refresh my graph theory
You just need to know everything is DAGs (Directed Acyclic Graph):
oh? o. o
Doesn't seem like you'll get a master degree anytime soon.
Same!!! Spent 6 months looking for CS jobs and I've now given up and will probably soon be working as a cashier. I will still be doing game dev in my spare time though, which is what I'd much rather be doing than software dev. Maybe it's not so bad (massive copium).
i feel you, i genuinely considered making an only fans or something 😿
Plenty of jobs in CS that stoke ennui so no worries
engineering grad in 2025... so many wonderful job opportunities await (in a parallel universe, this one just has fake job postings)
industrial automation
That looks like a bottom to me 😏
Maybe if you introduce another dog person
We can be jobless 2025 Comp Sci Grads together :3
~~Please hire me its been three months since I graduated~~
yeyy 😺
I feel for you kids, I do, I had a 25+ yr IT career with an economics degree and very little skill, good luck!
Try 3 years
Congrats!
Also this post is making me feel old af lol
One more for my puppygirl harem
Surely it's a pack?
What a coincidence! I got my CS bachelor in 2022!
meow >:3
Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof c: