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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 15 points 23 hours ago
[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The real struggle session will be over whether crunchy or smooth is superior. (The answer is crunchy sometimes I'll add extra nuts on top)

The answer is always crunchy, any other answers are just wrong

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

crunchy but the crushed nuts are cashews instead of peanuts i-do

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 17 hours ago

cashew butter would probably be really nice.

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago

That is acceptable, I usually go for almonds or mixed nuts.

[–] nasezero@hexbear.net 5 points 23 hours ago

Smooth in PB&J's, crunchy when cooking (like for thai peanut noodles) both-sides

[–] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Good how? In isolation? (Yes)

Against other nut butters? (No)

[–] axont@hexbear.net 4 points 23 hours ago

Peanut butter is good but only the fancy kind with the oil at the top and you gotta stir it

[–] Dr_Pepper@hexbear.net 3 points 23 hours ago

The anti-peanut butter coalition will fail.

[–] Trying2KnowMyself@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So we’re up to a 3 way split at least - nopb.hexbear.net, creamypb.hexbear.net, and of course the ideologically correct choice will retain the main hexbear.net site.

[–] huf@hexbear.net 1 points 10 hours ago

what about ppb.hexbear.net?

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 1 points 19 hours ago

Its bad actually and you are putting your vulnerable comrades at risk keeping these highly concentrated allergens in circulation and around other food items no less.

Please also see my earlier commune memo about keeping spices in the kitchen where the flavour might get on things.