
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
The real struggle session will be over whether crunchy or smooth is superior. (The answer is crunchy sometimes I'll add extra nuts on top)
The answer is always crunchy, any other answers are just wrong
crunchy but the crushed nuts are cashews instead of peanuts 
cashew butter would probably be really nice.
That is acceptable, I usually go for almonds or mixed nuts.
Smooth in PB&J's, crunchy when cooking (like for thai peanut noodles) 
Good how? In isolation? (Yes)
Against other nut butters? (No)
Peanut butter is good but only the fancy kind with the oil at the top and you gotta stir it
The anti-peanut butter coalition will fail.
So we’re up to a 3 way split at least - nopb.hexbear.net, creamypb.hexbear.net, and of course the ideologically correct choice will retain the main hexbear.net site.
what about ppb.hexbear.net?
Its bad actually and you are putting your vulnerable comrades at risk keeping these highly concentrated allergens in circulation and around other food items no less.
Please also see my earlier commune memo about keeping spices in the kitchen where the flavour might get on things.
