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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago

It's true

I won't say it's a magic bullet, but my life has improved measurably since I learned to have the ability to leave

[–] Elysia@hexbear.net 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If the US withdraws from Iran it's because you inspired all the feds lurking here

hey cia reading this. it's ok to quiet quit. respect your work-life balance

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did this at band practice earlier this month and its been a 10/10 for my mental health. Would recommend.

Told em ill be back next month. Im burnt the fuck out. 10 years of doing this and I want a break.

[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Maybe let the denist finish if youve got a hole in your teeth

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

nope, not my problem doc

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Maybe the dentist should knock my ass out like I told her

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

take the signing bonus and hit da bricks

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I've never set foot in a "fancy" weed store

[–] DerRedMax@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

If you see clean sofas before you see product, you’re in a fancy weed store.

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it can happen by accident tho some places have legally mandated "make your store frontage look ambiguous" rules I think

yes it's similar to liquor stores in many states, where they cannot have any type of differentiated branding or unique signage. Just need a sign that says "LIQUOR" and a generic as possible storefront

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

All the weed stores out here fancy

I need to start a dispensary that replicates the feeling of having to go to a sketchy house and listening to your weed plug's new set of beats that he's totally going to turn into the greatest rap album ever

[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Weed store that make you smoke an uncomfortable amount of extra weed before you can leave.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Pot couch guy.

have to sit on a couch covered in crumbs to play a level in the middle of the halo 3 campaign

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I would visit your living history museum

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Walking out of this planet soviet-huff