Ok but are we gonna ignore that the fork could pick up some?
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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What happens if I use chop sticks?
You can't pick up chopsticks with a fork either. They can't be perforated.
Yes but WHY does the fork have slots?? Its the conspiracy that Big Cutlery doesnt want you to know about...
They actually used to be solid but the forktory figured out that they could use less metal and save money by making the slots
That's sodapressing
Watch the clip. You can indeed pick up soda with a fork. Not a lot, but watch it drip off.
Lies.
Exactly this is a case of measurement. Bad scientific method all around
this would have been really useful to me at around the age of 1, maybe 2
Stupid slots.
I lost my neighbour's cat's life savings on slots. Now I have to work for him the rest of my life by giving unlimited pets, treats and catnip. I love my life!
Hey, no slot shaming!
Slots are awesome because they prefer forking to spooning.
Average mean intellect of a TikTok.
you don't get advanced physics on a vertical video
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Yes.
It's an old meme but it checks out.
This reminds me of these stupid fucking shorts that explain basic fucking physics with a fucking picture of fucking einstein somewhere on it.
Yeah, at least explain the physics of some advanced fucking.
You can with a fork as well but a lot less of it will be on the prongs.
the trick is to put it in the freezer for a while first
Ooh science
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