“I signed up to terrorize brown people dammit! Now I need to sit in a goddamn airport where I can’t abduct people?!?!?”
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
149 points (97.5% liked)
News
36796 readers
2282 users here now
Welcome to the News community!
Rules:
1. Be civil
Attack the argument, not the person. No racism/sexism/bigotry. Good faith argumentation only. This includes accusing another user of being a bot or paid actor. Trolling is uncivil and is grounds for removal and/or a community ban. Do not respond to rule-breaking content; report it and move on.
2. All posts should contain a source (url) that is as reliable and unbiased as possible and must only contain one link.
Obvious biased sources will be removed at the mods’ discretion. Supporting links can be added in comments or posted separately but not to the post body. Sources may be checked for reliability using Wikipedia, MBFC, AdFontes, GroundNews, etc.
3. No bots, spam or self-promotion.
Only approved bots, which follow the guidelines for bots set by the instance, are allowed.
4. Post titles should be the same as the article used as source. Clickbait titles may be removed.
Posts which titles don’t match the source may be removed. If the site changed their headline, we may ask you to update the post title. Clickbait titles use hyperbolic language and do not accurately describe the article content. When necessary, post titles may be edited, clearly marked with [brackets], but may never be used to editorialize or comment on the content.
5. Only recent news is allowed.
Posts must be news from the most recent 30 days.
6. All posts must be news articles.
No opinion pieces, Listicles, editorials, videos, blogs, press releases, or celebrity gossip will be allowed. All posts will be judged on a case-by-case basis. Mods may use discretion to pre-approve videos or press releases from highly credible sources that provide unique, newsworthy content not available or possible in another format.
7. No duplicate posts.
If an article has already been posted, it will be removed. Different articles reporting on the same subject are permitted. If the post that matches your post is very old, we refer you to rule 5.
8. Misinformation is prohibited.
Misinformation / propaganda is strictly prohibited. Any comment or post containing or linking to misinformation will be removed. If you feel that your post has been removed in error, credible sources must be provided.
9. No link shorteners or news aggregators.
All posts must link to original article sources. You may include archival links in the post description. News aggregators such as Yahoo, Google, Hacker News, etc. should be avoided in favor of the original source link. Newswire services such as AP, Reuters, or AFP, are frequently republished and may be shared from other credible sources.
10. Don't copy entire article in your post body
For copyright reasons, you are not allowed to copy an entire article into your post body. This is an instance wide rule, that is strictly enforced in this community.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
Lol these fuckers have to do a fake ass theater job for a day and they complain.
This whole situation is ICE's fault. The irony of them stealing TSA jobs is not lost here.
You don’t understand—the want to be out black-bagging immigrants and beating people up. That’s what they signed up for. A cushy, boring TSA gig is valuable time not spent keeping the nation White and taking out their aggression on “the enemy.”
These articles are silly. It's not like ICE has any KPIs they have to hit or standards is conduct or effectiveness. They just have to sit there and occasionally hassle or abduct brown people. They'll be fine.
Oh man, I hadn't noticed that aspect, that's hilarious!
It's these racist paramilitary maga fanatics that are taking real Americans' jobs!
I’m sure this will lower the tension and angst people feel at airport tremendously…
They cant wear mask
In the pics I saw of today, they were unmasked and about 50/50 had guns, some even had AR ~~maga~~ mags despite not having an AR.
That being said it's almost a guarantee people would take pictures when they see a gun so that may be over represented in the pictures.
The World Cup is gonna be a shit show
What do you mean by AR maga? A maga patch with an AR on it?
Pretty sure that's a typo of "mags".
Yeah, meant magazines.
I've never seen an ICE with an AR, but a lot of them carry spare AR mags anyways
Oh that's no biggie. I carry mags all the time just in case I find an AR on the ground. 'Murica, amirite?
Its be embrassing to find one on the ground to use and not have spare mags.
Everyone who flies should take lots of pics
Ehhhh - I was looking forward to being frisked by someone at airport security with an edgy “ripped American flag” graphic face cover and I think there’s still a 50/50 chance of that happening.
Remember, the mask doesn't prevent deep and sustained eye contact while they're grabbing your junk. Make it weird.
Moan and call them daddy. Make them die of cringe. Or they'll get off regardless someones feeling awkward.
If they hate it so much, they could always self deport.
I was thinking of a more permanent solution.
Well, yeah, but I'm pretty sure I'm not supposed to explicitly tell ice agents to finally do something helpful and kill themselves
Good point. I may not be able to tell them but they can’t take my thoughts away yet.
I was more referring to lemmy lol. I'm expecting that last comment will get removed.
And yet it still stands!
And yet it does! Lemmy is so varied in moderation. Beehaw will ban you for "not being nice".
Even Lemmy can’t sensor my brain. THEY CANT TAKE IT FROM US
Papers! Where are your papers! Schnell! SCHNELL!!!
It will not be schell. It'll be sehr langsam.
The hate goes both ways
Good. They deserve to be miserable.
Unfortunately, they'll be taking that misery out on airline passengers.
Good. And we will all hate having them there. I hope they are effing miserable the entire time, and hope they work with the public enough to know how much everyone despises them and thinks they are trash humans.
Good. I want them to have bad days. I hope their job sucks more for them than anyone else. And fuck it, I hope they have a headache and are feeling a bit backed up as well. I want them to stop hurting people, and the worse their job is the less people will sign up to join them and hurt people.
I’m sure TSA agents love to see the goons who’s actions are holding up their paychecks, too.
Thank fucking god all of my flights were at the beginning of the year and are now done until December. I would have lost my mind.
wouldn't it be funny if people did anonymous reporting of seeing potential bombs and shooters at Airports where ICE is located.