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[–] Alberat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

i put a sign in my kitchen that says: never put sheer weight on non-reinforced concrete

[–] brianpeiris@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 hour ago

This is AI generated, isn't it?

[–] MoffKalast@lemmy.world 15 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

And here I thought this was science_memes, and not bad_engineer_poetry.

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 62 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

Most structural engineers are a lot less uplifting than this.

Source: I'm a structural engineer.

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Is life really just small beams, resting on bigger beams, resting on columns? Is that all there is every time?

[–] 5715@feddit.org 24 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Are you saying structural engineers struggle to uphold mental structural integrity?

[–] AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 19 points 19 hours ago

No, but a lot of us are more prone to just doing everything ourselves rather than communicating and working together in a big team.

High yield stress!

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 6 points 15 hours ago

This sounds like something Uncle Iroh would say.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 6 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Therapist I know once told me that she always tries to tailor her advice into a form her patient is familiar with.

With a fanboy she'll talk about Star Trek shields and Superman kryptonite.

With a musician she'll talk about harmony and tempo.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 hours ago

Great communication but I'd be curious to hear about the times it didn't work or even backfired.

I think therapists would have some great standup material. Their drinking sessions would be fantastic

[–] lime@feddit.nu 6 points 19 hours ago

thanks rocz

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 4 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

If a member fails it is in fact because it is too weak. It would pass the utilisation check otherwise.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

"Too weak" for the specific load applied to it, i.e not supported/ aided enough by its community of members

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There is the possibility of misconfiguration, but ultimately, a member can be too weak even if the configuration is correct.

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

But, according to the little poem, would we not say thst member was "too isolated"? E.g bearing too much of the load by itself when it would have been more responsibke to make neighbouring members bear the load?

[–] paranoia@feddit.dk 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

No, we would not. The beams have a loading that they must adequately support. They have a span that is dictated by the column spacing. There are moment, shear and deflection requirements that must be met.

You cannot just throw in supports (i.e., columns, bracing) everywhere to reduce the span until it works, otherwise you impact the usability of the building space and drive up the cost of construction.

Reducing the beam to beam spacing means you are increasing the number of structural elements and therefore cost, and probably also using the material inefficiently. The expensive part of a beam is the connection, and you typically want to reduce the number of connections and crane lifts as much as possible.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone -3 points 10 hours ago

This is dumb

[–] FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

What am I supposed to understand from "forces never dissapear they only travel" ?

It seems to just feed into the more important "loads are never avoided" lines.

Or are they just highlighting the conservation of energy.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago