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this post was submitted on 01 Apr 2026
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Okay you finally got me you motherfuck, proud of you ❤️
🎶Bum bum bum ba na nump bum🎶
You!
May the inside of your ear always itch. Just past the bend.
Immediately thought he must be dead. I was just saying to my partner how awesome the JP music is while we watched whatever the new piece of crap (but entertaining) thing was. Great music. Some of the best.
Haha top tier shit post.
I have but one updoot to give. Fucking brilliant 👏
Fuck you. Up your nose with a rubber hose
I audibly gasped 🖕
I hate you so much
Oh thank fuck
Totally got me. Almost sent this to all my friends
It's all good, man
Don't fucking scare me like that!
I mean, he really is 94. You're going to have to prepare yourself.
Yep, fair enough.
I wish you warm pillows and icy bathroom floors
Soggy french fries, a dead remote control.
You're a monster....
HQGifs?!
Not mine, but likely originated from.
May your favorite shirt never fit right again.
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Man fuck this holiday 😂
It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.
After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn't need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn't possibly accept as being true.
You made me say "WHAT THE FUCK, NO!" in a meeting.
And didn't you learn a valuable lesson about scrolling socials when you should have focused on those KPIs?
I hope you go pee in the toilet pull up your pants or put your dong back in your pants and then some pee comes out of your private part that was left inside of said private part and leaks in your pants while at your workplace so you have to be wet for awhile in your crotch area.
This happens to me a lot. Do you think it's a curse like this or should like see a doctor maybe?
Nah just visit calicocutpants dot com
Hmm, thanks but those patterns are a bit too subtle for me.
it's got nothing to do with piss. all the famous rap stars are wearing them
Trust me, I give.
you gotta give
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Fuck you
You got an actual GASP out of me on this post.
sneaky. great bit.
Damnit... I hate you so much right now.
Literally made my heart jump.
He looks good for his age.
Ah, may he rest in sheets.
I mean everyone needs a good sleep, especially at such age
Pretty asshole post, ngl
He's decomposing
Almost had my heart drop out my ass reading this.
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