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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

You are weak if you think babies have strong hands. I bet I could defeat 10 babies in melee combat.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's with that phrase anyway? Nobody should be giving babies candy in the first place. Let them develop their taste smoothly before dumping concentrated sugar on them.

[–] 9to5@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

American babys need high fructose corn syrup or they wither away like husks. It is known. You gotta get them used to sugar or the shock will kill them when they grow up.

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Maybe it's the fructose that Americanizes them? More research is needed

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

They say it's easy like taking candy from a baby, not that it's consequence free like taking candy from a baby.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

skill issue

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did you tell them that you are the candy inspector? This is why it helps to have a van labelled CANDY.

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

The Committee Against Natal Delight? Yes!

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 3 points 1 week ago

Fight the parents, with them defeated wtf is the baby gonna do. Bad parents giving their child sugar and if it's hard candy a choking hazard I'd be a hero for punching out both parents in a better society