the alien is being interrogated until it divulges its nutrition and fitness regimen to Field Marshal Joseph Rogan.
this technology must be deployed to create an army of shredded and jacked dudes.
this post was submitted on 18 May 2026
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I swear he thinks twitter is this magical reality altering machine where anything he posts just becomes true.
His tweets do directly affect the stock market, so he is probably one of the few people on earth that this sort of magical thinking does work sometimes.
Chuds unironically believe in "meme magic" so it's not surprising they think posting on Facebook has reality altering effects
why is it super buff
why does it have shoes but no other clothes
why doesn't the cuff link up on both wrists
why do the shadows on the head not match the body
Love the vehicle with no wheel in the back lol
For people that ride or die AI you'd think they'd be better at text 2 image.
Why does Trump look like he's levitating.
Pavement is hot
I'm surprised that Trump didn't make sure that the alien had a magnum dong
Is that 
in the back?
Alien brought its own manacles to bind itself with.
No wonder why they don't want to make contact.
chat is this real?
Grok is this true
When mom asks if me and the boys got those photos printed