WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS POSTED SEVEN TIMES!?!?

badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Thank god, I'm not the only one
Wait. It’s not???
3x bad post (it was posted three times)
Try 7
This is the last website on the internet
3x bad post (it was posted three times)

Does anyone here have the original Darwin amongst the machines essay? The only thing I can find in the archive links from wikipedia is the fantasy story he wrote afterward.
There is a series called Odin
Im not going to watch that.
Me_Fiction: 'The Darkness?
Tomato's Tidehouse should be a sword
It has a weird name, I think it's called erehorn, Or something, if I could remember it, I couldn't spell it anyway.
Found it from Allbox A.I.R.
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I will wait until
3x bad post (it was posted three times)
Hexbear's servers were down when I tried to post it, I thought none of my attempts went through
Edit: IT'S UP SEVEN TIMES!?!?
I always read it as the Butter-Lard Jihad and imagine a holy war of people who love fried food against the heathen health nuts.
Jihad against butler's. The people who buttle the rich
