this post was submitted on 25 May 2026
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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 76 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 1 week ago

It was a simpler time. Would be 40+ today.

[–] Keilik@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Where’s the slim jim tho

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago

Sold separately, those bastards

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

One thing, I don't know why, it doesn't even matter how hard you try

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme to explain in due time

[–] chautalees@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is that time is a valuable thing, watch it fly by as the pendulum swings

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Watch it count down to the end of the day, the clock ticks life away

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

To see a marching band.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Cigarette? To get addicted? In the end you always wind up addicted.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Buy it just for the half price Marlboros. Everything else is free.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 13 points 1 week ago

This is really unhealthy and they shouldn't be advertising this as a meal, it misses out a load of really important nutrients like six Ibuprofen.

[–] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I really wanna buy this and then punch a hole through my wall

Edit: whole -> hole

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)
[–] VanRayInd@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Talk to text was not my friend today

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 points 1 week ago

It does come with 2 Monsters, with that the whole wall's days are numbered.

[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I cannot take this anymore

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s a great price for a pack of cigarettes

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 week ago

and 2 monsters as well

[–] wake@quokk.au 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Craaawwlling iiin myyy skiiin

[–] The_v@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

These wounds, they will not heeaal!!

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Fear is how I fall!

[–] daannii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Maybe 23.99

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

Bachelor chow

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 week ago

Only $3.99? Welp those coffin nails ain't gonna hammer themselves I guess.

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

3,99$ is really cheap

I hot my 20th anniversary 2 disc one for like 15-20€ from my father, which kinda started my whole physical CD hobby

And then my first print with those paper covers and a plastic holder in the middle for 2€ at a flea market

But since this seems like a reprint (jewelcase and all), I think it would still go for 5-10€

[–] Teknikal@anarchist.nexus 4 points 1 week ago

I think there was only ever one Monster tasted good, I've never forgiven them for the discontinued Rehab Lemonade Ice Tea.

Was a perfect hangover cure and the only energy drink didn't taste rotten.

[–] sol6_vi@lemmy.makearmy.io 1 points 1 week ago

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Zero sugar drinks for dinner? You gon be hungies

[–] Pixel_Jock_17@piefed.ca 1 points 1 week ago

I don't like my smokes preopened and missing darts.