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[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 15 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Seeing people call every edited thing 'AI' even when it's not actually made with AI reminds me of how people used to call every edited thing 'photoshopped'

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 13 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

This calls for the nuclear option.

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago

I believe that's the noble steed

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bad photoshop my ass, that's some fine photoshop work!

I must agree though, I'd rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It took a long time to trace those outlines! Great photoshop seconded!

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 4 points 19 hours ago

Outlines are fine, the tell is the utterly different lighting (could have been solved with a non-lightbox photo)

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating

It isn't a competition. It's different pleasures in different ways

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago

Maybe not to you but to the toymakers it very much is a competition

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 151 points 1 day ago (4 children)

OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 30 points 1 day ago

How rude; no need to insult the guy!

explaining the joke

(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 18 points 1 day ago

Yeah, i'll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

I am man, and man evolved to use tools.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won't make you cum btw, it'll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 12 hours ago

Lol no of course not, I'm on lemmy

[–] modus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)

In my fanny pack, of course.

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

What's so funny

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[–] xkbx@startrek.website 75 points 1 day ago (1 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] Janx@piefed.social 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But we still have the fear!

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I love this because I'm pretty sure it's why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

Tears of the Kingdom to un-stick your builds

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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If you can't bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you've got to work on yourself.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a bad take. There's nothing wrong with using toys during sex. There's nothing wrong with your partner using a toy on you instead of their body nor is there nothing wrong with your partner just enjoying witnessing you using a toy on yourself. As long as everyone is enjoying themselves and everything is consensual and safe, who cares?

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I fully agree with everything you just said. My point was that if you bring so little to the table that you feel you're in danger of being successfully replaced by a toy, then you need to do some self-improvement.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 15 hours ago

I guess I can agree with that with the caveat that the self improvement should be understanding that the presence of a toy in sex isn't replacing you at all. Wanting to use a toy with someone is not replacing them.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This is not the kind of thing people say "on main", but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 points 16 hours ago

Can confirm! It can get a bit difficult to reach so far down tho

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Look at this person with a partner

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You don't know her. She's from a different town. But she's totally real, I swear

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago

grabbing branches probably.

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[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

This works. It's like watching an exorcism. I don't have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Do not apply directly to the clit. Apply adjacent to the clit.

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[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 30 points 1 day ago

early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel horny?' Well, do ya, punk?"

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 points 17 hours ago

Terrific quote.

[–] KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Generally the ladies seem to vastly prefer my mouth, I have never met one that wanted to bring a vibe in thus far. I'm down as long as you use it on me too lol.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That's HAWT.

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