Hmmm that sounds pretty gay you guys
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that is the most offhand justification for being gay ever
But still a valid justification for being gay. And I'd hazard it's a requirement that you find men far more attractive than women. Because if you don't, then you are merely Bi, (and might have the best of all worlds-- we need more science on that I think).
Remember how society did that to Michael? This is toxic masculinity doing this to gay men.
Edit: the expectations, the racism, the surgeries.
The argument about birds is ignorant because of basic behaviour ecology. Arguing from Zahavis handicap hypothesis males display strength by giving themselves a handicap. Being highly visible, lumbered with pointless feathers.
Females are camouflaged since they often are the ones on the nest.
Yeah, evolutionarily, the more conspicuous male birds drew away predators that would have otherwise attacked the nest. Thus making it more likely their offspring survived.
Hehe that's pretty gey
"I'm not gay, its perfectly natural and totally hetro-masculine to get a boner over chiseled, glistening men.. Its just science!"
Thought this was a shitpost at first
All hot takes are shitposts now
So stupid. Arguing from a patriarchal society's beauty standards and not even noticing.
So stupid paying any attention to that corpse who’s known for being really good at a video game and ragebait
I'm not gay but the man i sleep with is.
Studies have shown that at least half of all homosexual are gay.
Well that's not very cherrypicked at all.
Help me understand your point... wouldn't posting any individual tweet by a person be considered 'cherrypicking' by your definition?
Like yeah, of course they're posting the tweet with the funny/stupid thing in it. This is a meme community.
Are you really going to defend asmongold on lemmy? Sure you want to do that?
Historically, men did have to be pretty and capable for woman to chose them, so they dance, sing, apply make up to look pretty so they're picked by women for mating. But the incapable men of patriarchal society made women do makeup so they can pick and choose women like they're shopping. Woman don't need makeup to look pretty, it's the men that should be.
No one should be, honestly. We can all just fuck each other based on personality
Just come out the closet guys, but make sure to make it a stream goal first 🤣🤣🤣
Coming from the beady-eyed trash rodent, that means nothing anyway.
"no homo, but I like dudes"
Isn't this just tongue-in-cheek?
Considering the source, I doubt it.
Something's definitely in some cheek
That sounds gay 😂🤣
Well... there isn't much of a sound... More like a hum
Like from like..let's say a motorboat?
The male peacock is the gayest bird with all those fancy feathers.
This isn't me being gay, it's science
It can also be you being ultra, super-duper, neon pink gay.
... band name
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