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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

People built a statue to a mosquito that gave some dictator malaria. Time to erect a statue to a hero spider.

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hope the spider bit him in the dick and nobody nearby was willing to suck the poison out

[–] CreativeCider@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

If some Proud Boys were near he'd be sucked off in a second

[–] nectar45@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

"My greatest regret is that I didnt get to kill more people" Kyle Rittenhouse last words if this kills him

[–] drmoose@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sadly spider bites are rarely dangerous these days especially if you make it to the hospital.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 6 days ago

recluse does cause a nasty wound though.

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago
[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 387 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 146 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The spider should be given another chance.

[–] Astronut@lemmy.zip 99 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Any Go fund me for the poor spider?

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[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 1 week ago

Thoughts and prayers for a fast recovery. Must have been traumatizing biting a massive anal polyp.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The spider but into a massive piece of shit. It needs time to get the taste out of its chelicerae.

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[–] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 161 points 1 week ago (5 children)

How on earth has this nothing of a person become like… celebrity gossip?

Wild that anyone other than maybe his family knows or cares he got a spider bite or that he’s in the hospital.

The GQP can turn any little turd into a grifter, can’t they?

[–] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 113 points 1 week ago (13 children)

He is a double murderer who cross state lines with an illegally obtained firearm and then got off because racism is second only to capital in the hierarchy of the US and he's the right color.

It's pretty easy to see why 'news' agencies would love to promote him, people will always click, either out of concern or schadenfreude

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[–] Le_Mon2@lemmy.zip 79 points 1 week ago

The spider was acting in self defense. Except actually and for real.

[–] CoolSouthpaw@lemmy.world 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't make this shit up haha. Hope the piece of shit dies lmao.

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[–] zd9@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

I hope the spider was ok

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 week ago
[–] CreativeCider@feddit.org 40 points 1 week ago

Hope the Spider is doing OK

[–] tooLikeTheNope@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 week ago

I hope the spider is ok

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

Thoughts and prayers for the spider.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 week ago

Knowing Rittenhouse he probably agitated the spider and tried "defending himself" from the problem he created.... Didn't go so well this time.

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Furbag@pawb.social 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Please god let it happen because it would be so fucking funny.

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[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would never wish death on anyone, but there are some obituaries which I would read with great pleasure.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wish death on him enough for the both of us

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[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Antifa now recruits spiders.

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Leftists are called Zecken (ticks) in Germany by the right.

[–] TheMinister@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wow. Holdover from the Nazis?

[–] RidderSport@feddit.org 1 points 5 days ago

Possibly, quite a few German words have nazi roots. There even is a dictionary for those.

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[–] tacoplease@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

Can we start a GoFundMe for spiders?

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

My heart goes out to the spider, I hope it recovers from chud poisoning soon.

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

Is the venomous spider ok?

[–] Zier@fedia.io 19 points 1 week ago

Does anyone have an address for the spider? I want to send a get well card.

[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If this fuckhead gets superpowers now, I’m gonna be so pissed

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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago

Since when did we care about some random unimportant twat getting sick? This isn't news.

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago

Die, fascist, die.

[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

Comrade spider.

[–] Amro@piefed.social 17 points 1 week ago

I hope he goes bancrupt from the medical bill 🤷‍♀️ Like a devout American does these days

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 17 points 1 week ago

The faster we stop talking about this loser the better this world will be. Let him die in anonymity since infamy is what he wants.

[–] Tetragrade@leminal.space 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fucking antifa spiders.

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He should have just chugged some horse dewormer he'd have been fine

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[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 16 points 1 week ago
[–] underThunder@thelemmy.club 15 points 1 week ago

Good. Fuck you, you moronic piece of shit.

[–] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Nope, nothing, not one bit of sympathy.

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