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cross-posted from: https://infosec.pub/post/47299437

United flight 236 from Newark to Palma de Mallorca on Saturday night was forced to turn around just an hour after takeoff due to security concerns around a Bluetooth signal. Multiple Redditors claimed to be on the flight and reported that the crew repeatedly requested passengers to turn off their Bluetooth. According to one poster, […]

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 51 minutes ago

"This_Hotspot_is_DA_BOMB"

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

friendly reminder that what you think is a clever WiFi or Bluetooth name probably isn’t

Nonsense, Your Honor. As evidence I present Promised LAN, Nacho Wifi, and Hurts When IP.

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 3 points 1 hour ago
[–] mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

paywalled, btw

before anyone bothers

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Just hold down ESC while it loads. Secret l33t haxxor trick, don't tell anyone.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I tried that on my phone and I couldn't find the ESC button...

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 58 minutes ago (1 children)

up down up down left right left right A B

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 1 points 22 minutes ago

Sorryc code not accepted you missed a few pieces

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I suspect the personality profiles of people with who would make the joke of calling their bluetooth device "bomb" and people who would blow up an airplane full of people is almost diametrically opposite.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 12 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (4 children)

My mother used to have a Bluetooth speaker in our car that she took with her. It wasn't deliberately shaped that way, but with the silhouette, the color, and the volume it produced, we ended up dubbing it 'the hand grenade'.

After the hand grenade finally broke, my mother got a nice JVC speaker, a long cylinder. It was promptly named 'the pipe bomb'.

For context, my mother is the most bland, inoffensive Midwest Christian white lady you will ever meet. She has an unusual sense of humor that comes out in the strangest ways. She laughed her ass off all the way through the FNAF games because she thought the animatronics were funny.

I think the TSA just hates people with a personality, period.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

One time a TSA guy started to open my wife's carry-on, which she had packed VERY tightly. She said, "Careful, it might explode." This got a raised eyebrow.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I like to believe that people with quirky senses of humour see the various social conventions and other broadly treated as "this is the way things are done" patterns of behavior in human societies with a different perspective so often see the silly side of many such things (hence the quirky sense of humour), making them significantly less likely to simply submit to arbitrary orders from those in positions of authority than the average person.

People that don't just meekly comply are more disliked by "little dictators" - people in positions were they have a little bit of power which they use to push others around to satisfying petty personal needs to feel powerful.

Sounds about right.

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[–] kayohtie@pawb.social 17 points 7 hours ago

The real reason is because some jackass turned their Bluetooth speaker on during a flight.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

If they thought it was real, why wouldn't they land at the closest airport? Why fly all the way back to the origin point?

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Its a transatlantic flight, new york origin is probably still the closest airport that can handle the larger plane.

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Boston Logan and Bangor should have both been able to handle the flight and are closer. In fact, Bangor has a massive runway and is the defacto airport for flights that need to divert from transatlantic international routes.

[–] tehredmage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 hours ago

Because the pilot told them they would turn this flight around!

Also, maybe clearance wasn't possible on closer airports?

[–] 8oow3291d@feddit.dk 29 points 11 hours ago (17 children)

That is one of the most bizarre articles I have ever read. Why in the world are we not allowed to know what the "four letter word" is?

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago

While the recording does not explicitly confirm the speculation that the Bluetooth name in question was “bomb,” it would certainly make sense given the response from the crew and security personnel on the ground.

[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

To stop voids of personality do copycat incidents

[–] teyrnon@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago

It's kind of click baitey I thought, but if they don't tell you in the article either what the fuck. It appears it was bomb According to some other commenters that are familiar with some Reddit posts on the issue.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago
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