Hey OP, guess what your parents did to make YOU! They had sex and I don't mean the normal kind either.

They had wet balls slapping, pussy gushing raw sex to make you. They really went at it. For days at a time. Creampie everytime with fingers in the arse to stimulate. If you didn't like reading this maybe consider not shoving your weird morals in our faces we won't shove our cunts into your face.

“We’re trying for a baby!”

Oh, cool, he’s raw-dogging you all the time and you’re stewing in it ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Am I gregnant?

Embarrassment is an evolutionary adaptation that functions to make social situations work. Individuals who never get embarrassed are less likely to manage social cues, have sex and get pregnant and pass their genes on. So feeling embarrassed is actually proof of all the sex your ancestors had and you could be having.

Source: none, it's easy to make up arguments involving supposedly evolved behavior. Never take them too seriously, they are almost impossible to disproof. Countless other explanations are possible. Like it could be cultural or a byproduct of another adaptation or a mixture of different things.

Why be embarrassed to have sex? Be happy to have sex.

sex is good actually

You had secks???

Mods, ban em

Dehumanization

Not only did my parents have sex (ew), but also, I didn't fuckin' ask to be here. Now I have to do shit like:

• Have a job,
• Pay bills,
• Go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills so I can go to my job so I can pay my bills...
• Brush and see a dentist regularly,
• Wear pants,
• Be anxious, depressed, autistic, and attention insufficient,
• Take medications for the above conditions,
• Poop,
• Pee,
• Eat healthy regularly,
• Not get fat despite all of the easy to get calorie-dense foods out there,
• Schedule checkups with a doctor, and eventually
• Die

And society (whatever that is) expects me to have sex and have kids, too! UGH.

Counterpoint: it's proof that you had sex 💪

A language shitpost? Interesting.

"Embarrassed" was a word that meant pregnant out of wedlock, though we don't really use it that way anymore. The sentence could be read to mean "the thought of pregnancy makes me pregnant". I'm surprised Japanese comics haven't found this one.

Nope, conception could have occurred via artificial means.

You could do IVF.

Arguably more invasive but doesn’t require sex!

Many children today have been conceived in a lab, without sex. Their parents may also have had sex but pregnancy isn't "proof."

I like to point at pregnant people and say "I know what you did a year ago!"
Before they respond, I add, "you went to [insert name of popular baby store]".
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

Yeah and parents taking their kids to the playground is the worst. Perverts like that have no business being around kids!!!!1

You can get pregnant without sex. E.g divine conception