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That must be one hell of a chicken... (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 hours ago by CarterH739@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago

That's a hefty cock.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 12 points 9 hours ago

[–] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

A Costco-sized Costco rotisserie chicken.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

$19.99 club price

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Can you imagine rotisserie-ing a Honda civic?

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

You wouldn't rotisserize a car.

[–] litchralee@sh.itjust.works 7 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

They see me ~~rollin'~~ turnin', they hatin'

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 8 hours ago (3 children)

Ultra mega chicken?

No. Is legend.

[–] ButtermilkBiscuit@feddit.nl 2 points 1 hour ago

Billywitchdoctor.com work mostly in.......chicken.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

ARISE

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

CHIKEN ARISE

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 8 hours ago

Stick upside down...

[–] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 8 hours ago

Arise chicken

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

He's a chicken, I tell yas! A GIANT CHICKEN!

https://youtu.be/Sm1iXbxn4lg

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 9 hours ago

They're cooking chocobos in there!

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago

Big Bird is dead.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 hours ago

You can rotisserie things besides chicken. Could be a rhino.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 hours ago

Someone call Gordon Ramsey

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

circa 68,000,000 BCE

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 8 hours ago

A chicken the size of OP's mom?!