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[–] DrWorm@piefed.blahaj.zone 198 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I looked up the post and found this update they posted

The “it wasn’t me” defense is the stupidest shit I’ve ever heard

Update on my diarrhea. I posted here awhile ago about having diarrhea in a sensory deprivation tank and the facility wanting me to ultimately pay $12,500 (way more than initially quoted) to replace the tank since they didn’t feel safe deep cleaning it. I just wanted to give an update. I found an attorney willing to represent me and we are saying that since I was asleep there is no one to definitely know I am the one who diarrhea’d in the tank, and it is possible an employee dumped something in. Furthermore, I was there on a promo day where they were having a pancake and sushi luncheon and it’s possible if I were the one to have diarrhea’d it may have been from something I contracted from their food. Everything is pending, but I have hope now. The main downside is my legal fees are rapidly approaching the cost of the tank so I am hoping we can have them pay these.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 140 points 5 days ago (2 children)

People don’t think this is real, do they? sushi and pancake luncheon? This is hilarious and I love it but it’s just humor and not something to take seriously or analyze that deeply

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 26 points 5 days ago

Sushi and pancake luncheon is the kind of unhinged I associate with college students and nobody else lol

[–] froh42@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

It feels like "chatgpt i need a ragebait reddit article"

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 96 points 5 days ago

they were having a pancake and sushi luncheon

A hwhat?

[–] altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 5 days ago

The main downside is my legal fees are rapidly approaching the cost of the tank so I hoping we can have them pay these.

If having hallucinations and diarrhea was on norovirus, then what's that? Shitting themselves and delusions seems like their bread and butter.

I will shit in the tank, and make them pay for it!

  • This redditor, probably.
[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 139 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure they should have insurance that would cover this.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 90 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Operative word should, never underestimate the unpreparedness of a small business owner... Especially one who operates in woo woo spaces.

[–] ajoebyanyothername@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Seems like they're now operating in poo poo spaces.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Cleaning such a space is simply the cost of doing business. It's absurd to claim they'd have to just chunk the whole tank when a gallon of bleach and some water would nuke it clean.

You're right they have insurance, but I wouldn't make a claim and raise my rates over a nothingburger.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 107 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Lol absolutely no way you don’t know you got the norovirus. Death might seem like a viable option when it’s at it’s worst, it’s horrible. Even if mild there’s no way you don't know you’re cramping so bad you shit yourself. A sensory deprivation tank doesn’t make you unaware of your own body, in fact it can cause hyperawareness because it’s all you’ve got.

But whatever. Good internet story.

[–] yilian@sopuli.xyz 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

One hundred percent this.

Signed,

Noro survivor - 2015, never forget

Yeah, you get a little ptsd from a bad bout.

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 109 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Quite the literal shitpost

[–] kalapala@sopuli.xyz 22 points 5 days ago

What a shit show.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 72 points 5 days ago

From sensory deprivation tank to septic tank in 1 customer

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 36 points 5 days ago

I don’t know if there has been a more fitting post to this community

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 33 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This fake story brought to us by someone who never changed a baby's blowout. A squalling infant covered in shit is WAY worse than what allegedly happened here. Even a dog rolling around in shit is way grosser to clean.

Put on some gloves, not really needed because you're about to nuke ALL the bacteria, but it feels better. Pour some bleach on the mess, instant bacteria death and as soon as the air clears, zero smell. Wipe it up with disposable towels of some sort, place in plastic bag, place in trash. You don't have the luxury of such prep when dealing with a live animal.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That was caused by a virus not bacteria (but they do live in the excrement)

[–] Alaknar@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What bleach won't get, high alcohol content wet wipes will.

[–] LwL@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Norovirus is resistant to alcohol. That's part of what makes it so infectious. Not sure about bleach though.

That said iirc it doesn't survive on surfaces super long so just wait a month or sth

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

A month's worth of business is probably more expensive than having it cleaned.

[–] limer@lemmy.ml 41 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I suspect in real life many people pee in isolation tanks; and sanitation after each customer is a regular cost of business

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Steam clean and bleach would do the trick. The story is probably fake.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bleach alone would get it, even watered down bleach. I sometimes have to shit in a bucket at our little camp. Splash of bleach, smell's gone instantly. Half the mass and all the stink is anaerobic bacteria.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Bleach to sanitize it. Steam clean it to get debris out of whatever cracks and seams there might be.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Ah! I'm imagining a much simpler area to clean. You got me looking at pics and the tanks are basically bathtubs.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 1 points 5 days ago

If you have staining on the other hand...

[–] SarahFromOz@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago

Now THIS is a shitpost.

[–] silver_wings_of_morning@feddit.dk 41 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 9 points 5 days ago

The OP blessed us with a true shit post.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 40 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Some well-intended lawyer needs to take this on pro Bono. This could be the case that defines your career!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 49 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Lawyer here: This is NOT legal advice as I'm not OP's retained counsel and I don't know all facts obviously, but on initial scan something isn't right... The posted story really stinks and this seems like a pretty shitty case overall. I would not take the work - I mean MAYBE if they were paying a lot, but it wouldn't be my number 1 priority, would be a number 2 at best.

[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 days ago

Bra-vo 👏

[–] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 0 points 5 days ago

That's pretty shitty advice, though

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago

Pro-boner, depending upon what kind of shit you're into.

[–] knobpolisher@feddit.nl 17 points 5 days ago

you could make a religion out of this

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago

Critics are hailing 'The Diarrhea Clause' as Tim Allen's triumphant return to cinema.

[–] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 21 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Yeah they should be insured for this and if they aren't that's on them. That's already such a vulnerable situation for you to find yourself in, to then get blamey sounds like they could use a bit more time in the tank themselves. Check your local laws around these types of establishments, often they are lumped in with spas, and see if they have legal requirements about insurance coverage. If they do, the insurance should cover it, and if they don't, report them.

This is honestly no different than accidentally vomiting in a taxi. They will charge you a fee, like 150$ where i am, to cover the cost of cleaning. Both are biohazards and both require a proper cleaning and sanitization, but no taxi driver is going to try and get you to replace, that's absurd, as is this. The 150$ amount is ostensibly their lost income from time and costs of cleaning.

Finally, they have presented an unrealized hypothetical as fact. They don't want to clean it. They say they don't think they can sanitize it but have they tried? They need to try and fail or point to official documentation from the manufacturer to back that up before they have a toenail to stand on. My money is on this: insurance will likely only cover the cost of sanitization, and not a replacement, again without something to back that up other than vibes or ick. I bet theres a cheap owner who doesnt want to make a claim on their policy and has hourly employees threatening to quit if assigned the task. Meanwhile they think they can get a brand new tank free out of this. That reimbursement for cleaning is going to be significantly less than 8000, and even if they reimbursed for loss, they'd depreciate it for age and wear, and it would still be high but less. But this amount is low enough (sub-10k) and the damage was accidental, not intentional, that any insurance company would have a hard time trying to hold you responsible for their costs of coverage.

I am not a lawyer but I've been in a situation where we had to claim the maximum our renters policy covered (100k!). Our insurance loved that we exhaustively documented everything and tried to go after the landlord for it as they were unambiguously responsible under the law, but insurance found multiple properties all with multiple leins and the owner had moved overseas, they gave up after a year. It costs them money, time, and effort to try so there needs to be a good chance of success on their part and theres both an upfront cost and diminishing returns over time.

I think your best bet is to research the laws and regulations around spas and just own them on the facts. Don't be above having a friend call them and ask a lot of questions like "I've never done this and have some concerns, and at some point ask them point blank about their insurance coverage. "What if I pass out or slip on a wet floor and need medical care, what does your insurance policy cover?" Present it like you assume they must have one you just want some reassurance about it.

Best of luck and I'm so sorry this happened to you. Screw these losers.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

This is fake for so many of the reasons you pointed out! Bleach water would have that tank good to go in a hurry. And I'm sure they've clean up piss and vomit before. In any case, why would they make an insurance claim and possibly raise their rates?

Having a baby blow shit up their back is FAR worse. You can't take your time getting gloves and prepping and just hose the child down with bleach.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 21 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Say it was like that when you got in there.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Apparently, that's what the original poster went with, too.

[–] Miller@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I meant it as a joke, so his argument is he opened the isolation tank door and happily got into a fecal stew or while he was laying in it someone opened the door, shit in his tank and then closed the door and he didn't notice.

[–] Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 points 5 days ago

That's cause all tanks are like that.

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 10 points 5 days ago

It's not your fault their tank worked too good, and you "relaxed."

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

It was an honest mistake! Nevermore, I swear!

[–] sunsofold@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 days ago

To ask about the law or to send this guy to the pit with the pendulum?

Pancake and sushi

At the same time?