"I'm a doctor."
"Aren't you going to help?"
"Well, I'm a doctor of archeology so I can't do much until after he dies."
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2026
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Fake it 'til you make it.
Patient was having a heart attack. Um... why does he have a hole in his throat?
Why would you ask me? I ain't a doctor. Anyway I'd better be going now...
Gets back in airplane seat
Beautiful can-do attitude!
The first step in an operation of this type is...
...to shave the patient.
"Take your pants off"
A razor blade huh
as long as it's under 3 inches it's allowed
Should have said steak knife.
Confidence is 99% of the solution!
Isn't that the plot of the good doctor? (I have never watched it)
No. The Good Doctor is about an autistic doctor. He is incredibly knowledgeable, but has issues talking with patients and working with others.
autistic
TV autistic, where autism is a super power
Episode 1 has a scene similar to this.
Almost the same plot as Extraordinary attorney Woo.
Yes, it's based on another Korean show (called Good Doctor). It was actor Daniel Dae Kim who helped bring the show to America. He is also the actor Freddie Highmore played opposite in the now infamous "I am a surgeon" scene.
Isn't that just House?
House isn't autistic. He's brilliant, but in constant pain and taking it out on anyone and everyone around him.
You mean to say that autism ISN'T the same thing as malignant narcissism compounded by drug addiction and being brilliant enough to be surrounded by enablers?! 🤯
People can have comorbidities. I think House has chronic pain, autism, and NPD.
But one is for sure, he doesn't have lupus.
I don't remember the show ever officially ruling that out.
No but the patient did that one time
Also, isn't he 14 years old or thereabouts?
No, he's an adult who went to medical school at the usual time.
There are frequent flashbacks to his traumatic as fuck childhood, but he's an adult doctor.
Ah ok, must have confused it with another show I saw a trailer of, then 🤷🏻
In your defense, Freddie Highmore looked very young in the first season. Made especially egregious cause he played a young autistic man who didn't know how to mask. It made him read as much younger than he is.
You re thinking of Doogie Howser, M.D. perhaps?
Nah, that's from before my time but also stars NPH so I wouldn't confuse it with anything NOT starring Dr Horrible 😁
This appeared as a moral dilemma
Cause at first it was weird though I swore to eliminate
"This man is having a heart attack is anyone a doctor?" "I am." "Can you save him?" "Oh no, I'm a doctor in integrative dance."
McGyver would have used a chewing gum but I award your effort with a pancake.
I use the pancake to seal the wound!
Sure, he’s dead, but we can at least get started on a nice-ish embalming.
Get your Ed D in education, anyone can get that with two years of easy work. Edited to call you Future Doctor.
I am new way to go
I am the way of the future
ah... the crow soundtrack was the best
really was!
I hope to go to doctor school someday