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this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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Trix
Could've gone with grope nuts... Shoot.
Ooh that's a good one. I just wanted to make the joke about how horny the name is already.
Kellogg's Frosted Face.
This is especially funny given that the original Kellogg was into enemas
What makes it funny for me is that their mascot is Tony the Tiger. The furry legend, Tony the Tiger.
Fantastic
Well, well, well, if it isn't Count Cockula.
"That's Cunt Cockula to you, bub!"
Not going to lie, if you make a cereal with scantily clad women on the box, I'll probably buy it at least once, just out of curiosity. Definitely taking that through the self checkout though.
Sex sells
Tricks
Tricks are for kids.
Goonola
Nookie Crisp
Special K is also only for adults. And I don't mean the cereal kind.
Basic Foursome
(which also sounds like an oxymoron)
Fruit loops.
I'll see myself out.
"Frosted Mini Spooners"...hold up those are actually real, uh "Fruity Blasts". Shit those are real too. You win, Malt O Meal ®
Bear Naked Granola!
Back in the day I used to grab a handful of free dongjackets from the bowl of adult cereal down at the planned parenthood
Weedabix
Raisin’ nuts bran
I'll just pour some of my porridge over her face
At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak
Not sure I like the idea of what mini wheats might be
You mean Mini Skeets?
Cheeri-hoes
The spicy book section in the library should be called
Adult serials
And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.