keeps pinching my foreskin which might be a skill issue but im done with that slinky life og
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its my life and i must deal w it
I'm far drunker at this point
Learn to juggle gang. If no slinky then why not juggle?
I really fuck with slinkies
Don't put your dick in that.
I think the sharkfucker can handle a slinky.
Tankies and slinkies share most of their letters. Coincidence? I don't think so!
Whst about slipperies

I know better than to put my dick in that
Who said anything about that 
I've never been in ownership of a slinky for more than about 15 minutes without getting it super tangled up, such that it takes another 60 minutes to untangle it
There is a method to untangling them
Dangit. I have now learned of this about twenty years too late
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

Bart's dud friend got a dud slinky.

Holy shit they do have a smell. They smell like the tangy taste of metal but super sharp. How do they do this???
instructions unclear, foreskin catastrophically entangled with spring toy
you and me both brother. call an ambulance
objectively a very cool invention tbh. a fidget spinner avant la lettre, so to say