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What is your "I am Gay But" (programming.dev)

submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by cactus_head@programming.dev to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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We all now the meme of "I am not Gay but" and then you list a celebrity(or character) you find out. What about the opposite team?

Mine is Shego from Kim possible and Karlach from bg3

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[–] essell@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm not gay but.... My Husband is

[–] Nibodhika@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

You reminded me of a joke. In Brazil there are lots of jokes about Portuguese being dumb, kinda like blonde jokes. There's one where the Portuguese says "Brazilians are way too naive, anything you tell them they believe you, I was in a cruise ship with one of them, I lied to him and told them I was gay, he believed me and spent the entire trip fucking me in the ass"

[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Same

[–] dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

boy it would be really awkward if it turned out you were the two parts of the same couple

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

OMG! Can you imagine!

Bumping into my husband online.. That'd be embarrassing!

[–] dumples@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm not gay but.. My Wife is

[–] AskewLord@piefed.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

nice

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 30 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

bisexual panic noises

[+] AskewLord@piefed.social -15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

there is no such thing as bisexuality.

you simple exist in a state of homo or no homo and you don't know which until your pants come off.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, I get this is supposed to be a joke but starting it off with the words "there's no such thing as bisexuality" and then proceeding to reduce attraction to only existing during sex... Yeah, that's kinda gross

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago

Thanks for saying so. It also rubbed me the wrong way.

[+] AskewLord@piefed.social -13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

cool, tell that to all the people who think bisexuality isn't real, instead of lecturing someone who thinks it is?

and especially tell it to the lgbt+ people 'progressive' who also think it isn't real.

or continue to attack someone who is your ally, i guess. because that's easier I suppose?

or maybe don't do it because you will just alienate people who do support you.

and ignore the context of the thread at all times, of course.

[–] SpatchyIsOnline@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I gave you the benefit of the doubt, and tried alerting you in good faith that your "joke" didn't come off the way (I assume) you intended.

I didn't accuse you of being biphobic.

I didn't even accuse you of thinking bisexualality isn't real, despite the fact you wrote that in your comment.

I said nothing about you personally.

The correct response would have been along the lines of "sorry, I didn't mean for my comment to come across as hostile, I was just trying to make a silly joke, my bad"

Instead, you've just been a dick

What does that accomplish exactly?

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If you're able to be alienated by someone trying to be inclusive, you were never an ally to begin with.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

In true quantum sexuality, measuring it would actually affect the measurement. You'd probably get a lot of false positives for any super hot humans you put in front of test subjects.

[–] venusaur@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I am gay butt

[–] burgermeister@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Henry Cavill. Absolute sculpture of a man.

Edit: I misread the question, but the answer still stands for he is a golden god

[–] meejle@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Salma Hayek

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gay, buuut ...

Young Patrick Swayze

A fit femboy twink

Any not too nasty man willing to pay over $500/hour, lol

[–] nimble@feddit.online 6 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gay, but, Yennefer (The Witcher series) is pretty fine, and back in college I had quite a thing for Seras Victoria (Hellsing).

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago

I'm bi so

[–] velma@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm gay, but mine is Hasan Piker. I'd do very dirty things to that man lol

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I'm a 6 on the Kinsey scale. There is no sum of money or volume of alcohol that could persuade me to even be in the same room as an unclothed vagina.

You could hold a machine gun to my head and it would still be a hard pass. Penis ftw 💪

[–] cactus_head@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago

sameses but maybe you found yourself attracted to a women, no necessary in lets' take off our clothes and get down on the ground.

[–] NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As a straight woman, I thought all of us mammals actually like breasts though... No?

I guess some penises come with breasts... How do you feel about those?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago

Funny that. I was breast fed and the only sexual experiences I've had with women involved the top half... Boobs dont gross me out like vaginas.

Tits/penis combos sound fine but id still choose a hairy chest any day. Tits or not ha.

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

I think… Ryan Gosling…? He’s a bit milfy

[–] AskewLord@piefed.social 0 points 2 weeks ago

I am not gay but all my girlfriends think I am.