You used to have up to 5 wizards per computer program. Nowadays you're lucky to even get 1, since no one is hiring anymore. 
this post was submitted on 05 Jul 2026
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I am Luminor the Screen-based Wizard! And with my magic powers, your Greens are now out of balance and everything has an annoying Magenta cast you cant ignore!
Degauss! 
Egads! My one weakness!
The welcome wizard is like a greeter at costco.
What if they replaced greeters with wizards?
Cast bless on you when you enter to find the best deals on toilet paper.
Welcome Wizard casts level 3 Ponder Orb 
"Ayyyy, ohhh, I'm orbin' out ovah here" -- Welcome Wizard, probably
advanced orbology
"I am Celmorose! The dreaded Stationery Wizard!"
'Ooh, so you like, freeze and petrify your enemies?'
*Hastily hides his strongly worded, yet highly stylish, letter asking the orcs to stop sieging the castle* "Yeahhh..."
questing to the far east (the japan annual stationery & pencil awards)
Yo dawg I heard you like Wizards so I created the Wizard Wizard
Google, when i googled screen based wizard: "you likely encounter screen based wizards every day without even knowing it" THEY ARE AMONG US
Still as a tree, you'll never see me waver, for I am Stationary Wizard!
And yet you manage to push the envelope
screen based wizard? more like screen cringe wizard. I choose the timeless and powerful SETUP WIZARD
I like playing support so I'll go with Setup