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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 183 points 3 days ago (11 children)

except it's a Samsung so it's about 6 months away from needing a $400 motherboard or other insanely stupid electronic component that is worth more than the machine itself.

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

the worst part is that said electronic component will have been the cheapest one to physically manufacture, but because it's the hardest to copy they can charge whatever the fuck they like

[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 105 points 2 days ago

When I got this house, all my appliances were Samsung. It's been five years. None of my appliances are Samsung.

[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago

My rule is if you’ve ever made a TV or cell phone I’ll NEVER buy your appliance.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Well it easy to just repair your own washing machine yours-..... Oh it's Samsung, never mind. Overly complex electronics and digital control made to not be fixable and break just after warrenty. But on the upside, it has ads and doesn't work without an app on your phone!

Remember the time when a washing machine actually was made to wash clothes, for over 20 years? Or a fridge, which was designed to keep your products cool, for over 20 years? Without a monthly subscription, no ads, no updates, no popups, no ai which doesn't work, no phone connectivity required, etc. And all for a reasonable price, as it wasn't an overly complex computer. 120 euros for a washing machine which lasts for over 20 years, or a 650 euros for one that lasts 2 years and 2 months.

We're not buying appliences that make our life easy anymore. We're just buying trinkets designed to make companies and billionaires as rich as possible.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

All appliances used to be really expensive, now only good ones are. Stop buying crap and they will last 20 years.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

The problem is that there are very few well built appliances anymore, even among the expensive options. Some catagories just have no option that's competently designed and manufactured at all, from any brand.

You are correct that adjusted for inflation/portion of yearly average income, appliances used to be proportionally much more expensive, though. Manufacturers could afford to build them to last back then.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] hereiamagain@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Speed Queen

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago

Bosch appliances are famous for designed failure and inability to fix. Their washers are designed to break. Your opinion is a decade out of date.

[–] avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Hm. Do they have a Canadian service network? Cause I'm a bit skeptical towards German engineering these days. We're runnung a pair of Whirlpools that have parts and repair people available for.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

Miele does for sure. Not sure about Bosch.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Bad ones are also expensive. For what I've seen, the cheap ones are the non-smart basic function devices. They usually last longer and if they break they can be easily fixed with a screwdriver and a YouTube tutorial. You don't need a Rolls Royce, a Toyota Landcruiser works just fine.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

No Miele appliance I have owned has ever broken. But agreed, adding screens and TVs is just dumb and increases the price with no benefit.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

The Miele oven I had broke 2 months after 2 year warrenty. The mechanic who looked at it said it was dead, I needed to buy a new one. I found the issue myself, the spit roast function (which I never used) was broken. I unplugged it and the over worked again. The Miele mechanic costed €185. The news I needed to buy a new one costed me that much, even though it was a simple fix.

Miele used to produce great devices which would last for 40 years. But also they found out you sell less when it never breaks. Now they rely on their good name while the quality becomes less.

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[–] WoodScientist@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's why you prepare a hallway with like 20 of these alcoves. When one machine breaks, you simply pump it full of cement and plaster it over. It just becomes part of the wall. It remains there, entombed forever, like some latter-day washing machine Pompeii. Or maybe you don't plaster over them at all. Maybe you proudly display them. "These are the washing machines of my ancestors..."

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

That's built in storage right there

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 14 points 2 days ago

For us it was the $180 concrete counterbalance weight that broke, dented the front panel, and broke the drain tube clean out up front. Hunk of junk.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My wife was a huge Samsung fan. When it came time to get a washer I found a ding and dent option at a habitat for humanity ReStore. It likes to get unbalanced but it's still kicking after 8 years. I didn't expect it to last this long. But I know for a fact the next time we get one my wife will not care if it's Samsung or not.

[–] rainwall@piefed.social 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I had a similar unbalanced issue with a Samsung dryer years ago. Weird as hell rubbing noise but as far as I could tell no actual mechanical issue with the drum. Realized that lifting the front end made it stop immediately. Tried adjusting the feet but that didn't resolve it consistently.

I shoved a 2in high piece of wood under the front lip and the machine has never made the noise again. Still going strong.

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[–] FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Nobody mentioned yet how fucking loud this will be. Strong vibrations coupled to a resonating body like ** YOUR HOUSE** sounds like a bad experience.

[–] bridgeburner@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Do that in an US-American paper house and watch it crumble lol

[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

It won't move relative to the wall.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 12 points 2 days ago

How's your wife going to use it to jerk off now?

On today's episode of Extreme Built-In Appliances ...

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 52 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Fun fact: Clothes washers actually do have concrete weights in them to help damper spin oscillations:

Source: The Secret Life of Machines

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I moved recently and had some small filing cabinets that needed to be moved downstairs (and subsequently back upstairs). I was amazed at how heavy the near-empty, cheap sheet metal cabinets were, until I saw the giant paver stones bolted to the inside back wall to give them support when the drawers are open.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

I guarantee the salespeople said the weight meant they were built well

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[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some higher end models have a cast iron weights instead.

[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Some cheaper models have two little people from New Jersey in them.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

WHOAO....HEYAH.

[–] VonReposti@feddit.dk 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, you gotta keep stuffing lasagna and deli meats in your washing machine or else it'll start to wobble.

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Modern ranges/stoves do this also, and some of them even have the concrete blocks bolted to the outside where you can see them. Albeit on the back.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 35 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Edger Allen Poe's the Cask of Fabric Softener

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 33 points 2 days ago

Quote the Samsung, "Error: Door."

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[–] rem26_art@fedia.io 34 points 2 days ago

"No need to service it. All parts last the lifetime of the machine" (the lifetime is 6 months)

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Could go either way I reckon, acoustically coupling the walls of your house to a big spinning drum

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago

wife is once again dissappointed.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

They'll come out with flat washing machines next.

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I thought we had those already.

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