"Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was distracted because I was sick."
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this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2026
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God I hate people like this. Is America really full of people like this?
No. Non American here but I've spent a decent amount of time there.
They exist in a slightly higher ratio than other places but are still a tiny minority.
American here that has worked a customer facing job. Yes. They are abundant.
Well tbf you are the prey of choice for energy vampires
I guess that must bring out the worst in any nation :/
Ah, good
Who would have thought that the religious nutbags and opportunists from the contenent would be prone to conspiracy and scamming?
America is big. Maybe the midwest is full of people like this?
I wouldn't say "full" but as an ex-Midwesterner I can confidently say the population there is fairly sparse for the most part.
Seems to be maybe 50/50
Lady, you need glasses 🫡
Or her partner needs to see a doctor about his penis.
I knew a guy with 5 penises. His pants fit like a glove.
two in each leg and one out front
Sounds like someone who really wants to justify taking back their tip
like a pregnancy scare
obvious rage bait is obvious.
Wait you guys dont have 5 digits on your penits?
Of course I do! I have 5 penis. Otherwise it would just be called a peni.
I know a guy that would pay good money to have you make wine.
Is o7 more appropriate, then?
It’s only appropriate to have the tip removed if it was laying on her forehead. Maybe now she can enjoy her private burrito taxi again