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[–] electric_nan@lemmy.ml 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Like others have said, we had a big map. One thing I remembered though is how fucking often I would forget somebody's 2-liter of Pepsi or whatever. I would just stop and buy one on the way, and then later grab one from work and take it home.

[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 3 points 5 hours ago

I didn't work for Dominos, but I did spend a year delivering pizza for a different place when I was in college in the late '80s. We had the big laminated map of the area, but after a little bit we'd pretty much know every street and recognize the regulars.

[–] tatterdemalion@programming.dev 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

And it was incredibly affordable compared to today.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago

prices didn't go up, wages went down.

[–] other_cat@piefed.zip 4 points 8 hours ago

They also didn't charge you $20 just so the franchise can pocket it.

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 children)

I worked in the kitchen and did deliveries the summer after I graduated high school.

We had a map under a piece of plexiglass on the counter. You'd have to look at it and memorize where you were going before you left.

We didn't have a 30 minute or it's free deal, but there was still pressure to deliver fast. Driving their car too fast, I hit the hump in the middle of an intersection and became briefly airborne. All four tires left the street.

[–] Toes@ani.social 3 points 11 hours ago

That's rough, at least i had a crappy photocopy to work with haha

[–] ratjefe@lemmy.today 17 points 15 hours ago

ex land pirate here ... we'd keep a map of the city on the wall for reference but it seemed like most of the drivers just remembered where places were if they'd been working there for any amount of time ... I answered phones and made the pizzas when it was still ok to throw the dough up in the air, etc. fun job

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 24 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

and the reason they stopped delivering within 30 minutes was cause it led to reckless driving and many, many, many traffic accidents and losses of life.

[–] Muffi@programming.dev 1 points 4 hours ago

And now we will never have the beginning of Snow Crash happen irl. Damn.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 8 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I didn't know that, crazy.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 15 hours ago

Yeah pre internet lots of shit was easy to ignore.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Yep. There were many wrongful death lawsuits as well, i think which resulted in millions of dollars of payouts to families, and all the coverage really hit domino's reputation to the point they finally dropped the half hour guarantee in the mid 90s because of the financial blows from reputation loss and settlements.

Though I wouldnt be surprised if they try to bring it back via drone deliveries.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Though I wouldnt be surprised if they try to bring it back via drone deliveries.

I'm all about drone pizza delivery! As-the-crow flies point-to-point means it arrives faster.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

until they start having drone malfunctions that result in concussions, sliced throats, and decapitation.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Dinner AND a show?! What a deal 😎

[–] Surp@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

Used to do it myself. The pizza place I worked for gave me a map of the town and said cya. Once went to the wrong street on literally the other side of town because close to same name streets but one was "drive" and the other was "ave" and I was tired.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And the pizza actually tasted better than it does today.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 3 hours ago

no shit, food in 1960 was full of additional flavoring chemicals.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago

The science of embalming food hadn't progressed as far at that point.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 16 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And if you couldn't pay for the pizza, they'd have sex with you

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Is that a guarantee?

[–] MyRobotShitsBolts@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

And you know what else kids? The food was actually good!

[–] Leviathan@fedinsfw.app 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I have three local places that still deliver using their own guy and I order exclusively from them. It limits my options, but fuck the delivery apps. Anywhere else, I either dine in or pick it up myself.

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I do the same. If anyone uses those stupid apps, I consider them to be lazy bitches.

[–] Pavidus@lemmy.world 104 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Something that seems immediately apparent to me is that these folks are not fresh high school students. Adults used to work these jobs.

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Sort of. I did this at 16-18.

Also, one person didn't do all that, still doesn't. Phones, oven, and delivery are all separate jobs, with phones and oven overlapping during slow shifts.

[–] SGforce@lemmy.ca 41 points 1 day ago (23 children)

I can't even remember what jobs teenagers were supposed to have. Newspaper delivery? Ice cream bike guy? That's all I got.

[–] redwattlebird@thelemmy.club 1 points 14 hours ago

Lemonade stands

[–] lime@feddit.nu 39 points 1 day ago (1 children)

teenagers as a group designation used to not be a thing. you were a child until you could do adult jobs and then you were an adult.

children would have menial jobs like coal miner, day labourer, the guy who sticks their hand into the mechanical loom when it gets stuck...

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

True, but not in the late 20th century when pizza by delivery was common but there was no gps

[–] lime@feddit.nu 2 points 13 hours ago

we didn't have delivery where i lived at that point, only take-away. quirks of living in a place with less than 10 people per km^2^ on average.

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[–] Skanky@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

As one of those Gen-X land pirates, I really wonder what would happen if GPS suddenly disappeared? Like, when is the last time anyone has seen or used a paper map?

I also delivered pizza back in the days, and yeah - the big paper map was a thing, but after awhile, didn't even need that

[–] __hetz@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

I still grab the latest highway maps from rest stops. What I haven't seen, that used to be in almost every gas station and convenience store, were the multi-page county atlases. Damn things would set you back $15-20 a pop but you'd look up a street name, get the page and grid location, then work backward to whatever highway you were taking. We had a stack of them in my buddy's work van and used them to get to everywhere. Navigating DC by paper map was an experience.

"ADC the Map People" made the ones for the DC/Maryland/Virginia area but stopped in 2010. It looks like they probably also made those massive wall maps used by the local pizza joints too. Doesn't seem like anyone makes anything similar to them now. Makes me wonder what LEO/Fire/EMS does now; they used to all carry atlases for their service area - even just as a fallback after GPS became widely available.

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[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 61 points 1 day ago (8 children)

I really liked being a pizza delivery driver pre-GPS. It did require some skill, but you learned quickly about how things work:

  • Is it a complex of some sort (e.g., trailer park, apartment, condo)? Look for a unit map.
  • Evens on one side of the street, odds on the other
  • You learn all of those weird roads that have the same name in two disconnected parts of town

It was easily the best "shitty job" I've ever had.

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[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 8 points 21 hours ago

After the internet too.

I delivered pizzas for quite some time and we had a map on the wall laid out like a road map with grids.

Order came in, address matched to grid, find the address and go.

Our slower drivers would use gps or maps. The good ones just knew the area.

[–] jaaake@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I love the association that younger generations have with paper maps is pirates. Literally everyone used maps, they had racks of them at gas stations. And yet, now they're legendary items that only exist with Xs that mark the location of treasure.

Also, I cannot explain my excitement the first time I cut a human out of the pizza ordering pipeline. With zero regard for the employment impact, all I could think about was never getting the wrong kind of pizza (or it it going to the wrong house and never showing up) again. No longer was there a risk of being misheard or someone else making a mistake entering the order info for your address or a half sausage and onion, half pepperoni jalapeño pizza. Everyone around me thought ordering your pizza through an internet website was the nerdiest thing. Most of them didn't know it was an option and even after my explanation, they preferred to call, wait your turn on hold, repeat your house number, spell out your street name, give a cross street and explain which half of the pizza was your parents toppings and which half was the kids. People just couldn't believe that you could type something into a computer at your house and then a pizza would show up, without the assurance of a person's voice confirming they'd received your order and that they will cook exactly what you requested and bring it to you. Of course there was no feedback in those days. You didn't get an ETA for when it would arrive, an update when your pizza was being cooked, or when the driver left the shop, let alone a GPS tracked map of the drivers location. Once you selected whether you were paying in cash (like a normal person) or paid in advance with a credit card (like some kind of fancy business person), you just waited. If your order didn't show up after 45 mins, you pick up the house phone, find a coupon you saved with the pizza shop number, and manually press physical plastic buttons that moved and beeped, which was the style at the time.

[–] tonytins@pawb.social 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

By the end of the century, modern fantasies is just going to be the 90s.

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)
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[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine not being able to look things up on your phone the instant you think of them

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[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

They also stopped doing the 30-minute thing because they kept getting sued over the wrecks caused by trying to meet the 30-minute deadline.

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[–] topperharlie@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago

the land before the techbro company that adds very little value got rich by putting themselves in the middle, scamming clients and exploiting workers, while making them angry with each other.

"progress"

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