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[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 146 points 1 week ago (8 children)

so drinking breast milk from your own "species" is considered weird when drinking breast milk from other animals is just fine? smh

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Raw milk in general is sus, especially when the cow could be on all kinds of drugs, you don't know.

I prefer regulated Nut milk (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[–] Town@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do you have to call it "nut milk"?

[–] Hadriscus@jlai.lu 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

yea... it's supposed to be "nut juice"

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] Septimaeus@infosec.pub 11 points 1 week ago (4 children)
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[–] snooggums@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago
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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This gives me Christmas dinner flashbacks. Sorry again, grandma. Almond milk. It was almond milk. Sorry.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At least I know my hu-cows are consenting.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not if you’re stealing it. I almost went down a whole rabbit hole allegory, but I actually think that’s pretty clear. They didn’t consent to giving milk to you, just like the cow does want to give milk (at least at first), just not to the farmer.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Oh, my sweet summer child...

SpoilerThey're talking about fetish play between adult humans. No real cows need be involved.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Oh, I’m into hucows, lol. I’m just also autistic

[–] VitoRobles@lemmy.today 9 points 1 week ago

"Ah, fancy milk from the human cow"

  • peep show

I think that quote is right.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 1 week ago

I've been saying that for years.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't want stranger juices of any kind in my coffee

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I dislike Kinder Surprise for this exact same reason

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 90 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hupf@feddit.org 13 points 1 week ago

Starr really nailed that psycho "the eyes aren't smiling" expression.

[–] bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de 63 points 1 week ago
[–] Vitaly@feddit.uk 29 points 1 week ago

Homelander chill out

[–] prettybunnys@piefed.social 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] UnCollaredCarrot@piefed.zip 89 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 week ago

What about cheese?

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago
[–] saturn57@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I guess you could call it a booby trap.

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

If they’ve been drinking it all week they obviously enjoy it

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

As expected, countless Homelander images.

[–] CaptainMan251@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Breast milk is sooooooo good. An ex let me suck her titties once after she gave birth to someone's child.

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Sentence might not be brand new but is surely rare.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Dude stealing the breast milk knew it was breast milk the whole time. Let's not kid ourselves.

Preferable to the crap they put in coffee creamer.

[–] dihutenosa@piefed.social 6 points 1 week ago

Akshually, breast milk tastes just fine. Somewhat sweet. Not as opaque white, but you don't drink opacity.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago

Thought it was a tattoo at first. That would make one hell of a tat that goes hard but seems like it would get limited use outside of the practical joke or diabolical revenge genre of social interactions.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't that sexual assault?

[–] ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml 27 points 1 week ago (8 children)

I agree that it breaks norms, is theft, is immoral, etc. but isn't sexual assault a stretch here?

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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (10 children)
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[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I've read the comments. Y'all are missing out.

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