this post was submitted on 13 Jul 2026
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

RULES:

  1. Your post must be a screen capture of a microblog-type post that includes the UI of the site it came from, preferably also including the avatar and username of the original poster. Including relevant comments made to the original post is encouraged.
  2. Your post, included comments, or your title/comment should include some kind of commentary or remark on the subject of the screen capture. Your title must include at least one word relevant to your post.
  3. You are encouraged to provide a link back to the source of your screen capture in the body of your post.
  4. Current politics and news are allowed, but discouraged. There MUST be some kind of human commentary/reaction included (either by the original poster or you). Just news articles or headlines will be deleted.
  5. Doctored posts/images and AI are allowed, but discouraged. You MUST indicate this in your post (even if you didn't originally know). If an image is found to be fabricated or edited in any way and it is not properly labeled, it will be deleted.
  6. Absolutely no NSFL content.
  7. Be nice. Don't take anything personally. Take political debates to the appropriate communities. Take personal disagreements & arguments to private messages.
  8. No advertising, brand promotion, or guerrilla marketing.

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[–] hairyfeet@lemmy.ml 78 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 day ago

Grindr Top 10

[–] innermeerkat@jlai.lu 4 points 1 day ago
[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That looks painful, even at low rpm.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I think it's implying that OP learned to lick by cleaning mixers as a kid.

[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Thanks for clarifying. Was worried that left whisk went in way too deep.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 2 points 12 hours ago

That would be pretty upsetting!

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

I was thinking around the chocolate line, but the order didn't make sense

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thanks, I could not figure this out.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

No worries, friend.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

Skill issue

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago
[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a fucking horrible day to be literate.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 5 points 19 hours ago

Have you seen my Lindsay graham ladybug post?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Cunnilingus

[–] SillyDude@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Also eating jello cups with no spoon

Bro put a hand mixer in his ass and turned it on

[–] Damage@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Amro@piefed.social 2 points 18 hours ago

And the sky is grey

Just one setting higher,

and I'll be whisked away 🎶