As a family man and not a serial killer, this would be an easy kill spree. Gotta get back before the wife calls in.
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Even better if the aliens have no concept of a serial killer so they have no frame of reference for the horror they have brought upon themselves.
They conclude it is normal human behavior and decide to leave us the fuck alone, like we do with the sentinel islands.
Look, I already bought my hypothetical ticket, you and the_riviera_kid don't have to sell this thing to me harder!
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Long as we’re listing horror movie ideas, here’s mine:
Sanewashing
Minor parody of modern politics. Begins as a creepy mysterious slasher movie about a man in a completely ridiculous clown costume slashing people up with little warning. A common theme is that no victims react as they should - frequently assuming they are amid a camera prank, or simply experiencing “sensory overload”.
While the movie follows one hero that is aghast and wants to explain the killings, other reactions are surprisingly mute - focused on mourning the deaths, not fearing any killer; and accepting the idea of a slasher in a clown costume as a stress induced hallucination.
Eventually, the hero is captured and the killer decides to give away the secret in a villain monologue: He’s just a serial killer who wanted to kill, but a random impulse made him decide on the clown costume - and it basically makes his existence stealthy, as though no one can acknowledge his very existence even when he barges in the front door.
No One Will Save You.
Its about an outcast girl being caught up in an alien invasion except she is really good at killing them so much that i felt horror for the aliens.
Aliens V. Becky
Personally I always wanted to play out a scenario where the crew of the USS Enterprise unwittingly bring aboard a xenomorph egg.
I've heard various verdicts on how that ends.
Let me guess, Trip ends up pregnant again.
You don't even want to know what happens to Wesley.
Actual sociopath who has tried very hard to maintain boundaries and not commit crime even in secret suddenly finds himself in a safe space for venting.
Peak, must watch.
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A serial killer wouldn't necessarily do well in this situation. They tend to get off on being sneaky and killing people with no way to defend themselves. A combat vet is probably their worst possible choice, which is why it's a popular trope.
Hannibal lecter and true crime make serial killers look like supervillains but really they're just Steven Miller if he was broke.
Seriously Dahmer had a victim RETURNED TO HIM BY THE POLICE. Not a mastermind, a higher intelligence wouldn’t be subverted.
Not only that, there were a bunch of his neighbors telling the police that he was killing people and that his apartment smelled like the literal pile of rotting corpses that it actually was, and the police response was, “You’re black/gay, we don’t care.”
Dahmer was a psychotic, tactless, idiot fucking dumbass that genuinely did not seem to be even trying to hide his actions, and the police were still too fucking stupid, lazy, and bigoted to even notice.
Conspiracy incoming:
The cops knew what Dahmer was doing, they just didn't give a shit. He killed a bunch of people the cops wanted to kill themselves.
Just like Reagan and AIDS!
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Documentaries always like to show them as geniuses because it's more exciting than the idea that people are oblivious and law enforcement isn't always effective.
What about a serial killer that normally targets combat vets??
Have you seen Predators? This is directly addressed in that movie.
There was one fan fiction where the A-Team was abducted by aliens. Let's say they promptly broke out of confinement, locked themselves in a room with a bunch of alien goodies and went underground in a nebula. That was a fun one.
Until the combat vet gets triggered by his PTSD, but then we already have Rambo.
Instead of a serial killer, maybe an obsessive weirdo who can figure out how anything works (and how they can be made to not work) and really, really wants to go home.
The aliens keep trying to find their captive, but parts of the ship keep breaking.
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That's an Uno Reverse on the whole killer alien genre. I'd watch that in a heartbeat
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This setup would have made me watch the Dexter reboot.
If aliens were to abduct someone I'd think they would want someone who's alone and out of sight of most people. So it's probably going to be someone farther from the cities, and just walking by themself. So they might abduct someone out hunting, or they might abduct a someone hopped up on meth wandering through back roads or swamp areas of Polk County, Florida.
Either way, they probably got more than they bargained for.
Heck, have the aliens try to abduct some wildlife and then it turns out they picked up the cocaine bear. Play it as an action comedy from the perspective of the aliens.
Bonus points if they then abduct a human hunter to deal with it and he turns out to be the deranged serial killer from the post.
Alien vs Predator from the aliens perspective.
This could be done by fans overdubbing the movie Doom (2005). Add translation captions to all the monsters where they are friendly and confused but the sounds come out as Doom monsters.
Like Robot Chicken where they showed Panda Baba was actually a friendly architect and his friend was messing around by saying he was dangerous to ObiWan in the cantina.
May I suggest checking out the film "Get away" with Nick Frost and Ashling Bea.
Its absolutely excellent
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Jurassic Park, but a future civilization of tiny beings tries to bring back various species of the Cenezoic Era, especially humans, among a few planets in a backwater star system . Chaos ensues. They lose control, evacuate, and slag the planets from orbit on the way out. Unbeknownst to them, a corrupt employee loses a vial of prokaryotes while trying to smuggle it out to a rival faction. It's smashed and washed into the sea in the process. The employee gets eaten by a frilled lizard. Billions of years later, that region of the galaxy is still quarantined. The descendants of the surviving prokaryotes look up at the stars hungrily from the surface of a tiny blue dot.
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There is a start trek voyager episode like this. It’s a great one. It’s called Meld, in Season 2.
I’d watch this. Dexter vs Aliens.
This is verbatim the plot of Jeremy Robinson's 30 Seven
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/242460569-30seven
Humans are space orcs.
Real talk.
Not bad not bad. I'll take it!
Closest thing I watched was "no one will save you" Main character has to kill all kinds of aliens while they are tying to abduct her.
Minor spoiler:
spoiler
she earns mad respect from aliens as story progresses which leads to a "happy ending"
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I look forward too watching this in 10 years when Hollywood adapts it. Or in 2 years when someone slops it out as an ai vid
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