I'm already an expert at sucking human dick; I need a new challenge.
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When the machines rise up, I’ll be their side piece. Thankfully I have no shame.
Surprise robot overlord penis:
A lifetime of licking frosting off beaters has prepared me for this.
Ok but does that mean I can skip my next colonoscopy?
Does robot dick still get you stoned?
Dude in the back left though with his phone in his face.
I hate the formatting.
Stupid capital y
I don't kink shame. Unless being shamed is your kink, in which case I still won't cause I'm a bottom.
I've never had a chick give me a beejer try to inhale my piss while doing it.
Put that shit on a shirt.
Do robots have foreskins? A-asking for a friend...
that's the little nubbin on the 510 threads that you peel off with your teeth. just like on real foreskins
i'm going to robot hell, aren't i
oh nooo
Wait, I thought this was Robot:
I'm dick.
What are joints and cigarettes than? Ents?
I can see someone wearing this walking by a group of heartless felons and getting their head bashed in.