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[-] Gigan@lemmy.world 39 points 10 months ago

There's no way Pee Pee Township is a real place

Had a friend from Reading who always liked to talk about the dirty names in PA. I had to google to find them again. Intercourse is relatively tame among that list. There is also:

Big Beaver
Blue Ball
Climax
Puseyville
Rough and Ready
Twolick Valley
Virginville

[-] Cruxifux@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

How is rough and ready a town name

[-] LetKCater2U@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago

2 town names. According to this map there’s also one in California.

[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Spoken like someone who grew up in Virginville.

[-] PopShark@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

In Michigan there is a freeway exit 69 onto a road called Big Beaver lol

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[-] TheRtRevKaiser@sh.itjust.works 23 points 10 months ago

Can't believe you wouldn't go with Cumming, Georgia...

[-] Dagamant@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago

I saw butts on the list and knew someone didn’t check too hard.

[-] Nusm@lemm.ee 11 points 10 months ago

And Butts isn't even a town, it's a county.

[-] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Seriously, just today I saw a billboard for Toyota Beaver of Cumming. Fucking iconic.

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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

In florida there is this little known state forest called Withlacoochee

[-] Decoy321@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was gonna say! There are far dirtier places then Micosukee, which isn't even pronounced with "suck." "Mih-coh-soo-kee".

After all, we've got Chatahoochee, Boca Raton (" Rat Mouth"), Fluffy Landing, and the dirtiest of all, Hialeah.

That last one's name is innocuous, it's just a terrible place.

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[-] Pirky@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago

Dude, there's literally a Gay, MI. Or Gaylord, MI if you're noble.

[-] Stamets@startrek.website 10 points 10 months ago

Where I'm from there's a place called Dildo

[-] Nepenthe@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

Checking in from NC — we also have Hookertown and Hobgood

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[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Bonelick, KY. Home of Big Bone Lick State Park, and no, I'm not making that up

It was a rather important salt lick in both Ancient, and Early America. Good place to harvest salt, and some of the critters that came to lick the salt lick.

[-] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 13 points 10 months ago

Let's not forget about Fucking, Austria.

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[-] A7thStone@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

I'm going to have to disagree with their choice for NY. I would have gone with Coxsackie, but I also have a child's sense of humour sometimes.

[-] BB69@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There’s actually a Big Bone Lick in Kentucky

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[-] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure Cumming, GA wins over Butts.

[-] Grellan@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

I used to live just outside of Climax, GA. It's surprising how far Cumming is from Climax, and also how much I get to use that joke.

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[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

They missed out on Toad Suck, AR.

[-] eighthourlunch@kbin.social 10 points 10 months ago

Beaver, Utah would like to know how Virgin ended up on the map instead.

[-] Rootiest@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Probably just something about Utah

[-] Evrala@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

I know it's Dick, but I'm more partial to Climax in Michigan.

Probably cause I had to see a woman in Climax for work once.

[-] DerArzt@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

I'm sitting over here knowing that there is a Cumming, IA....

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[-] 10_dollar_banana@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Missed out on Mianus, CT.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

Okay, Cozy Corner is very G-rated and cute.

[-] HankMardukas@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Dix, Illinois.

Basically nowhere.

[-] kholby@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

They picked Ballplay, AL instead of Smut Eye?

[-] Hobbes@startrek.website 6 points 10 months ago

How do you go with Virgin instead of Beaver for Utah?

[-] ComfortablyGlum@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

Surely Vermont can do better than "Cozy Corner". We do have "Middlesex", and (while not a town) "Ticklenaked Pond".

[-] teft@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Bangor isn’t pronounced like they do on the west coast. The city is pronounced like Bang Gore. Out west the same spelling is pronounced like Banger as in Naval Submarine Base Bangor.

[-] CarlsIII@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

Bang Gore

That seems so much worse

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Indiana also has Gnaw Bone.

[-] tonamel@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

And let's not forget French Lick!

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Rough and Ready Island isn't as rough or ready as its name implies.

[-] Sewer_King@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

No mention of Goochland, Virginia in sight.

[-] anthoniix@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Cummings, GA is way more lude than butts.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I remember there being a few good ones around Intercourse, PA.

[-] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I grew up not far from Weiner, Arkansas, but Bald Knob always made me snicker more as a teenager.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

mfw beaver city, pee pee township, and the kinkler have a rough & ready three way in the wanker's corner of humptulips

[-] beefcat@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

utah has their own beaver, and they sell "I ❤️ Beaver" merch at all their gas stations.

the wendy's there even had an awesome sign but it was eventually taken down.

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