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[-] SquareBear@lemmy.ml 94 points 10 months ago

This pic is obviously American.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 34 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I know, right? That's obviously a type B power outlet on the left wall.

[-] sleepy555@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago

Gotta protect your mattress somehow.

[-] joneskind@beehaw.org 8 points 10 months ago
[-] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 22 points 10 months ago

Why?

Real guns are cheaper.

[-] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 64 points 10 months ago

The only thing really wrong with this picture is how far off the wall the mattress is.. how many times during the night does this bloke need to pick his pillow back up

[-] 1847953620@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

this guy ~~fucks~~ sleeps on the floor

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[-] Buttermilk@lemmy.ml 48 points 10 months ago

Fake. Sheets are too clean

[-] some_guy 16 points 10 months ago

There wouldn’t even be sheets if it was me. Also, lose the gun.

[-] Donkter@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

In fact, forget the house!

[-] LinkOpensChest_wav@midwest.social 46 points 10 months ago

That's the meme? But that's just gender stereotypes

[-] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

*shitty gender stereotypes

[-] antonim@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kind of, but on the other hand people (male, I believe) are openly agreeing with it ITT and apparently find it funny.

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[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

There are no stereotypes in memes. Never ever morshupls

Also, in your bio, speaking of stereotypes:

No sense arguing with tankies. Every take I’ve seen from hexbear itt is absolute brainrot, and I can’t wait until we can block entire instances. wojak-nooo

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[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 31 points 10 months ago

All the money was spent on the corvette outside

[-] PhreakyByNature@feddit.uk 8 points 10 months ago

Dodge RAM and you know it.

[-] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

back when my room was like this, the bros used to joke about "grabbing some carpet" like any other seat

but it's just five hungover dudes laying in front of a futon with lotr or forest gump on again

simpler times boys

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

Did that carpet tied the room together?

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 27 points 10 months ago

I had a mattress that I had directly on a cement floor in a basement. That was an expensive mistake. The mattress retained moisture because it couldn't breath, contributing to it collapsing. A basic bed frame is cheap, makes the room look nicer, and provides extra storage space underneath.

I've been having some fun with my current setup. I have a bed, nightstand, desk, dresser, and closet in one room. It's maybe a little cozy, but functional as long as I put some thought into it. I even have a nice space in the middle that I can pretend I use to work out in.

[-] Galli@hexbear.net 15 points 10 months ago

I think the idealization of this kind of spartan living space is basically the same as the cryptobro idealization of unregulated currency.

Over time exposure to reality will result in making compromise after compromise to solve each problem that arises until you have reinvented from first principles the very same standards that everyone else in society already arrived at.

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 26 points 10 months ago

Fellas is it gay to have furniture

[-] Black_Gulaman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 10 months ago

What for? You can sit on the floor, you can put your things on the floor, wait you can eat on the floor too? Great!

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[-] MrPoopyButthole@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

Under capitalism, yes.

Under socialism? Men would all be spending their new free time learning woodworking and making gigantic overengineered furniture out of oak and mahogany.

[-] TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

Idk id probably be chilling

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 13 points 10 months ago

It drinking and dancing with the boys to some hard bass

[-] DSTGU@lemm.ee 18 points 10 months ago

Nah. I would totally still lay on the floor.

[-] magnetosphere@kbin.social 25 points 10 months ago

Oh, it’s silly stereotype time? I’ll play!

Whoever made this is just mad that the bed isn’t covered in $50 throw pillows.

[-] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago

Look at the king of England over here with a pillow and a double wide mattress!

[-] Gorvin@lemm.ee 22 points 10 months ago

I see no game console, so I can't say this is true. There's also like a few cans of any beverage and a few cups of noodles missing from this picture.

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[-] TauZero@mander.xyz 22 points 10 months ago

Look at this fatcat using a water bottle! You can drink perfectly fine water from the tap. Don't even need a cup if you put your palms together.

[-] saigot@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Real men suck it directly from the ~~teet~~ faucet.

[-] brown567@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

The water bottle is refilled from the tap so I can stay hydrated on the go XD

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[-] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago

If it weren't for women we'd still be in caves, sleeping on hay with a rock for a pillow... and it would be amazing!

[-] ElBarto@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Replace the gun with a bong and the water for a bottle of Jim Beam small batch and you've got my room when I was in my 20s.

[-] SamXavia@kbin.social 18 points 10 months ago

No need for anything if you aren't at home most of the time.

That or let's see that Gaming setup as you know that has some comfy shit.

[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Ngl gonna lie thats feels like a great way to live. Need more space? Just lean the mattress on the wall!

[-] marx2k@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago
[-] 257m@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

I have no idea how I messed that up. Im too tired.

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

I literally did this in college. It was great.

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[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 16 points 10 months ago

Literally my apartment when I was making 6 figures. Women be like “I don’t date poor dudes”. I’m like “lol just because I don’t blow my entire paycheck on Barre, Whole Foods, and shitty brand new apartment with paper thin walls doesn’t make me poor”

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[-] digger@lemmy.ca 16 points 10 months ago

Toss in a camping chair and a TV sitting on the floor and I'm in!

[-] Maoo@hexbear.net 14 points 10 months ago

Can't stub your toe on the bed frame if there's no bed frame

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[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 11 points 10 months ago

I'd immediately go for the minimalist apartment. A floor bed that I can roll up, a table and chairs I can stash, just a big open space with dozens more plants and my gun.

[-] Unreliable@lemmy.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Where's the bottle of lotion with a sock and/or tissues?

[-] 10_0@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

God I wish I could love like this

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[-] BruceLee@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

First : No.
Second : Why is the problem with this place ? I would love to live this way : cleaning would be so easy.

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[-] oo1@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

all it needs is a mystery turd in the bed , and a radiator to finish off a grilled charlie.

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