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[-] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

Older women can't be attractive gamer-gulag

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

more for me

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

g#mer brains are so cum-covered that a normal looking attractive person just isnt enough to get their dicks hard no more 😔 smdh truly the most oppressed people

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

why do you need this

why because super hero

why with fap still in 2023

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago

why does his goatee go down to his collar bone?

[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 6 points 1 year ago

cowardice. it should go all the way down and then come up the back.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago

Hey can I get a zygote cleft?

"I got you fam"

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

There isn't a good track record from people that put "geek" directly in their usernames. It's about as cursed as .eth suffixes.

[-] ultraviolet@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

hitler-detector but for gamers

[-] loaExMachina@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

Except for the French YouTuber "Le Bolchegeek", he's pretty cool.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

if aunt may isn't a gilf then I won't be buying

[-] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago
[-] ClimateChangeAnxiety@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

Bro just google like “rule 34 Mary Jane” there’s a lifetime of material I promise you

I honestly do dislike how they changed her model compared to the first game but what the fuck is wrong with these people why do you care so much why are you so weird about it

Also it’s still not nearly as bad as how they changed Peter’s face from the PS4 to PS5 version of the first game. The new model looks much younger, he’s supposed to be 25 but he looks weirdly similar to exactly how I looked at 19. Why does he have such a baby face now

[-] WithoutFurtherRelay@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

unlimited death to all gamers

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago
[-] Des@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

i always wondered if the gamer gulag guy was like masked or did somebody just gag him with duct tape?

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

what a freak

[-] Sasuke@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

gamer: a woman?!!! * unintelligible *

spider solitaire enjoyers: ha ha, yes.... that spider IS scary!

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

Sony is trying to drive video game porn animators out of business ooooooooooooooh

[-] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

pish posh, they'll just "fix" the character models gamer-gulag

[-] NoisyOwl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Okay putrid moldy man.

[-] Saoirse@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

They've been keeping this guy preserved in a lab since 2005.

his favorite game is The Guy Game for PS2

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago

His favorite highbrow novel is probably Ready Player One. kombucha-disgust

Skill issue

[-] aaaaaaadjsf@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

No. That is my only response to the tweet.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 year ago

Greek heroes have really declined in quality over the years huh. From Achilles to Bubba in 3 millenia.

[-] ComradeChairmanKGB@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Shit it says geek not Greek. Guess I'll put my calipers away.

[-] Azzu@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

I honestly thought it was satire...

this post was submitted on 22 Oct 2023
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