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If everyone would be Karl Marx the world would be so much more comfy (lemmygrad.ml)
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[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 27 points 10 months ago

There's not enough alcohol production on Earth for a whole world of Karl Marx.

[-] Hazel@lemmygrad.ml 22 points 10 months ago

Well there wont be enough Friedrich Engels to get money for alcohol productions.

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

The Great Malthusian Alcohol Debates of 2023

[-] SummerIsTooWarm@hexbear.net 23 points 10 months ago

Transmascs love this simple trick

[-] big_spoon@lemmygrad.ml 19 points 10 months ago

"i didn't hate capitalism until i put on the mask"

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 10 months ago

I mean they aren’t completely lying, I think like more than 70% of us would be all for more Karl Kosplay lmao

[-] Hazel@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 10 months ago

I'd cos play that cutie immediately

[-] American_Communist22@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 10 months ago

I would want to see lenin and marx have a discussion

would be wild

[-] bennieandthez@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Imagine every communist leader hitherto sitting in a round table discussing their experiences building socialism. Deng discussing the NEP/opening reform with Lenin while Hoxha seethes denouncing them as revisionists while Stalin and castro laugh with a cuban cigar on their mouth.

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 13 points 10 months ago

Damn what a hottie

[-] Hazel@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

Yeees omggg

[-] redtea@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

Karl Maxk

[-] NikkiB@lemmygrad.ml 12 points 10 months ago

I continue to not be able to tell if they're doing a bit

[-] Addfwyn@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 10 months ago

Who let slip our grand plan of dousing masks with Marxist conversion chemicals!? Foiled again!

We would have gotten away for it if it weren't for you pesky reactionaries.

[-] Shinhoshi@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 10 months ago

I kind of wish this is what the actual image she had tweeted was, even though it would have come off differently coming from her

[-] EuthanatosMurderhobo@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Will there be cons, or...?

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

and everything would be so much more unreadable 😄

[-] ButtigiegMineralMap@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago

The original texts of Karl Marx are about as legible as Cyrillic Cursive 🤣

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I was reading the curriculum of the basic principles of Marxism-Leninism and every time they quoted Marx the page took 10x as long to finish.

I mean look at this shit

It's all English but you feel like you're having a stroke while reading it.

[-] thefreepenguinalt@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 10 months ago

This is why I prefer reading Mao

[-] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 2 points 10 months ago

I would like to believe that Mao's writing ability is the sole reason why China is still communist to this day.

[-] MaoZedongThought@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 10 months ago

You can save up to 30% on heating costs in the winter by being Karl Marx.

[-] Iceman@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 10 months ago

That awkward middle period where you grow a beard.

[-] DesiDebugger@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 10 months ago

Pack it up , they're onto us!

[-] funky_tomatoe@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 10 months ago

Karl Mask

[-] axont@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago

i would not wish Karl Marx's thigh boils on anyone

[-] CarbonScored@hexbear.net 6 points 10 months ago

I don't want that much gout thank you.

[-] SpaceDogs@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 10 months ago

So based on the comments Marx was a big fan of alcohol and had major gout? I’m learning a lot about this man…

[-] Hazel@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 10 months ago

I only knew the alcohol thing

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