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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 11 months ago

Yo why you thinkin' 'bout your daughters vagina?

[-] Oderus@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

and when exactly was the last time you saw her vagina to know confidentially what it looks like?

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

You don't do nightly chastity inspections? What kind of Christian are you?

[-] Oderus@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

No, so I'm guessing I'm the good kind.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

And how does he know how Tailor Swifts vagina looks?

[-] diffcalculus@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago
[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

That's where you grab them from

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

Just to make it clear, to anyone who may be in doubt... Ussage does not affect the way your "sandwich" looks.

[-] prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Not true at all. A vagina looks way different when you're having vaginal sex.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

True enough, it'll definitely be distended and have signs of visible arousal during the moments that someone is having vaginal intercourse. No long-term changes after arousal does down, tho.

[-] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

after arousal dies down

What is this mythical post-arousal phase you're talking about. I'm horny 24/7.

[-] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

I am too, but we're talking about vaginas so I didn't think it was relevant :p

[-] cosmicrookie@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Correct but only during sex. Returns to normal after use. Not like this picture suggest that the more sex you have the more of an outie you get

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Not only that, but every 7 year all your cells in your body are replaced.

So if you don't have sex for 7 years, you are back to being a virgin.

[-] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, obviously this is true. I've had to circumcise myself every 7 years as a result. Fortunately foreskins are useful for witchcraft, so it's kind of like a side hustle.

[-] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Ah yes, the loophole of Theseus.

[-] Laticauda@lemmy.ca 1 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

That's actually not true, there are quite a lot of cells in our bodies which are never replaced such as the lenses, cones, and rods in our eyes, egg cells, neurons, the hairs that detect sound in our ears, our heart muscles, among many others. The ones that do get replaced vary greatly in how long that takes or how often it happens.

[-] underwire212@lemm.ee 7 points 11 months ago

Why does it seem like they all have weird obsessions with their own children’s genitalia?

[-] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago

Because they're paedophiles

[-] don@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago

This is the correct answer

[-] Brokewood@lemmy.world -1 points 11 months ago

Every accusation is projection..

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Every accusation?

So, you too?

[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works -1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

this is only true when coming from the right. sorry, I don’t write the facts, I just know them.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago

Hey, that’s not entirely true!

They also have weird obsessions with other children’s genitalia. (See: gender neutral bathrooms in schools snd outrage over kids playing other gender roles in school theatre.)

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

We don't know how old the daughter is. I do agree though.

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

At which age is it appropriate to talk about your daughters vagina in public?

I can't think of any

[-] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 11 months ago

Sir, I think you spend too much time thinking about your daughters vagina

[-] v81@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

*looking at your daughter's vagina.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Vagina inspection day (Tuesdays)

[-] MadBob@feddit.nl 0 points 11 months ago

A new meaning to "see you next Tuesday"!

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 1 points 11 months ago

Same with Taco Tuesday

[-] rarely@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

TIL the labia is fucked out of the woman. Science is fascinating.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Not sure if hungry or horny.

But, serious question, isn't it time to call CPS?

[-] stinerman@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

Seems like dad here is regularly checking his daughters' vaginas. Seems like a problem.

[-] don@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Can confirm, that’s a problem.

Source: I don’t even have daughters, and even I know that’s a problem.

[-] aksdb@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

What if he's a gynecologist?

[-] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 11 months ago

He should take them to another one cause thats still weird

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

If I'm eating a ham sandwich, I'm eating the one with the most ham in it.

Although that looks like some watery reformed lowest price shit ham.

[-] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

I'd eat both.

[-] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Republicans obsessed with their daughters vaginas.

[-] rosymind@leminal.space 0 points 11 months ago

It's so gross and weird. Also this makes no sense.

Mine looks more like the one on the right, and I've been around the block more times than I can count... it's just physiology, sex parts look different for us all. Just like every dick I've seen in person looks a bit different from the one before. Some are longer, shorter, wider, bent to the right or left, different shades, some even have cute lil moles on them, some hairier higher on the shaft than others. We're just different and that's fun!

This is wrong on so many levels: body shaming, incest, "slut" shaming, describing how his own child's reproductive bits look like, just... ugh

[-] shammy@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

This argument is so tired and cringe lol, there's no difference between fucking many guys and fucking the same guy many times.

[-] Cjwii@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

I think what he's saying is that his dick is so small that when he rapes his daughters for Jesus he doesn't do much physical damage, it's just purely mental and emotional trauma.

[-] downhomechunk@midwest.social 1 points 11 months ago

Wow that's dark. Who hurt you?

[-] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 0 points 11 months ago
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