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[-] pixeltree@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago

Horrifying but I kinda like em

[-] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 47 points 8 months ago
[-] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

At least they aren't a bunch of eyes!

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago
[-] Enkrod@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Oh no... I had hoped very much that they would have been googly-eyes

[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago

Is this the middle capture point of the mountain map with the final cap in a cable car station?

[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago
[-] EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website 8 points 8 months ago

Normally I’m against this kind of thing, but now I want to see this created.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[-] thorbot@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Your pussy have teeth? My sympathies brother

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Don't kink shame.

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 33 points 8 months ago
[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Kinda reminds me of Sackboy

[-] qooqie@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago

I actually love them, they make me feel jolly lmao

[-] tacosplease@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago

I'd pay $10 for one of those and would absolutely put it in my yard.

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

I feel like one is not enough. The group of them are laughing together, something has just happened that froze them in a moment of merriment, it does indeed feel whimsical. Jolly even. One by itself is just creepily laughing because it's about to eat your soul.

[-] clothes@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

I would buy a name card to place in front of it that says "Whimsical Porch Rock" because the name is vital to the experience.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 16 points 8 months ago

The fuck do you think ‘whimsical’ means??

[from Harrison, OH]

Oh I see. Carry on.

[-] GreenIcePear@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

These rocks having better teeth than I do :O

[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Sure but you have to brush your rocks teeth twice a day and the flossing...

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 8 months ago

I’m picturing a Halloween setup lacking any apparent decorations; a plain yard, nondescript tree, holiday agnostic yard decorations, and a peculiar patternless spotlight shining from behind the rock garden that you have to turn away from to avoid being blinded. Trick or treaters trot their way up the steps and instinctively shield their eyes from the luminous assault to continue the holiday ritual and claim their saccharine bounty. Bags slightly fuller, they turn around to notice the tree shielding them from the light, revealing the rock garden to be a lustrous hellscape of crimson, bones, and grinning mouths. Unimpressed, they continue trick or treating.

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 11 points 8 months ago
[-] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Yo that movie scared me shitless when I was 8

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Now it's back, in whimsical porch rock form!

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I wanted pogs...

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

[PAPER STRIP TEARING INTENSIFIES]

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

I hate that I recognize the bag of concrete construction methods.

[-] db2@sopuli.xyz 11 points 8 months ago
[-] Zoldyck@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago
[-] bellly@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

They remind me of steve harvey lol

[-] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Ooooooh the next batch should have mustaches on them for even more personailty!

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Only smarter.

[-] 1050053@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

New Death Grips confirmed.

[-] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 7 points 8 months ago

Hairless Fizzgig

[-] LifeOfChance@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

$10 each or for all? I'd buy them for sure. I'd hide them around the property to mess with people.

[-] Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Its amazing to me how they have so much personality.

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

heHHEEEEEEHEEEEEEE!!!

[-] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 6 points 8 months ago

This sure fills me with whimsey!

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

For all of them sure

edit: why do they have zippers

[-] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Safety feature. In case of an emergency you can zip their lips.

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 8 months ago
[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Unfortunately, Ohio

this post was submitted on 30 Nov 2023
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