Where's the shitty instant coffee and electric kettle?

i have like 4 of these. im an ideology hopper.

uhh mine comes in a can with a dragon on it and more caffeine than the panera death lemonade

Meanwhile the posadists roasting their beans iwth an unshielded first-gen radiowave oven.

Where’d you get them beans, labor aristocrat?

Well this meme got me to learn a bit about Hoxhaism, I guess.

I hate coffee and only drink unsweetened tea. What does that make me?

I know I've answered my preferences below as cold brew, but theoretically, if someone were to make their coffee Turkish style or generally like an Arab (Qahwa, as they call it)

What political orientiation are they?

Hmm. What about aeropress I wonder

So being a coffee roaster with access to all of these and more (except the trot lol) makes me like a theory nerd or something?

Where does instant coffee go

Seems i'm a liberal My machine even looks like the one pictured, so I can't even hide from it

Leftcom at home ML at work

Aeropress is anarchist-bidenist

i buy monster zero ultra (gamer)

There is no world where Hoxhaists are objectively correct about everything. Delete this.

(Tea Gang gets a pass.)

Im a hoxhaist? That's not appropriate I think

Why is Marxism-Leninism the shittiest coffee imaginable?

Caffeine pills. Coffee is bourgeois decadence. A machine dedicated to one drink? Having to ship beans halfway across the world? Burning down jungles just to grow beans with no nutritional value? Filters that are single use for every batch? Insanely wasteful and it makes you poop. Under communism every home will have a bioreactor with genetically modified caffeine producing bacteria.

mainly a Maoist