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Quitaly is pretty genius (lemmy.world)
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[-] Justas@sh.itjust.works 50 points 7 months ago

Lith-away-nia

Leave-ia

Est-alone-ia

And my personal favourite:

Malta la vista

[-] brb@sh.itjust.works 41 points 7 months ago

Finnished

[-] tasankovasara@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

nooo, Fixit

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 25 points 7 months ago

🇨🇦 Can'tada

[-] Wodge@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago

Ah yes, Canada, the famously European country that is a cornerstone of the European Union.

[-] WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de 31 points 7 months ago

🇦🇺Outstralia (One of the most european countries of course)

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

🏳️‍🌈LGBTQuit+

Lmao this sucks I'm sorry

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 15 points 7 months ago

Calm down guy. I was just having fun.

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Non-Canadaidate

[-] SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Well yeah, they Can'tada join us.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Do you know where Canada is?

I mean, it does own 100 hectares in France at the Vimy Monument, but that's not enough to be considered for EU membership.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I like how this list is implicitly aware that Germany is the lynchpin of the EU

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

Germanay

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Germanae-nae

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Germanahmgüt

[-] Cicraft@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Frankfout? Berlin't? Gernahny?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Ditchland

Allemagnope

Germanflee

[-] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 7 months ago

Berlout?

[-] TheV2@programming.dev 0 points 7 months ago

Dodgeland

[-] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 months ago

🇵🇱 Poleout

[-] Darkraisisi@feddit.nl 12 points 7 months ago

Sadly we too already have a name for the Dutch (Netherlands) exit. The nexit.

[-] DogMuffins@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 7 months ago

Yeah Nethermind in this list is funny but never gonna make it for every day use.

[-] pmk 10 points 7 months ago

We've already decided on Svejsan if Sweden would ever try to leave. It doesn't translate well, but that's part of the spirit I guess.

[-] wizzor@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

As a non-Swede I will ruin the joke: hejsan is hello/bye in swedish.

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 9 points 7 months ago

Czechout

[-] FridayChad@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Byegaria

[-] PanPuszek@reddthat.com 6 points 7 months ago

It's not my original idea, but it definitely should be Polend.

[-] Phoeniqz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Rungary

Czexit

Novakia

Byeprus

Nullgaria

Roawaynia

Quituania

Farewellgium

[-] tslnox@reddthat.com 3 points 7 months ago

Czechout is better.

[-] yojimbo@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

'czexit' is good (and used commonly here in cz) - i prefer 'czechout' though

[-] electrogamerman@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

M-exit-co

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 months ago

I would love to see Mexico try to leave the EU

[-] Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

I guess Germany will never be able to leave EU, there is just no good word for that.

[-] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 2 points 7 months ago

Leave the EU? I am the EU!

[-] ik5pvx@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I prefer UscITA.

[-] moitoi@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 7 months ago

Adieu doesn't make sense in French. It's called Union Européenne.

People will use Frexit. The name speak for itself and whom is behind this ideology.

[-] dipshit@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

Isle of man, I told you we really gotta leave!

[-] tegs_terry@feddit.uk -2 points 7 months ago

It's the least inventive one by miles.

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