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[-] queermunist@lemmy.ml 102 points 9 months ago

Imagine a world where Trump wins the electoral college but gets less than 30% of the popular vote because the liberal states took him off the ballot.

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 75 points 9 months ago

you really almost dont even need to try all that hard to imagine that happening, either.

[-] star_wraith@hexbear.net 88 points 9 months ago

I think the Supreme Court is gonna come down on the side of not letting states determine who gets put on the ballot. It’s way too destabilizing (in a “bad for capital” kind of way) because once you open that door every state with a trifecta in state govt is gonna remove the opposing presidential candidate, guaranteed. Well, the GOP will at least.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I have theories based on shitty premises:

Worst thing that could happen - supreme court allows it, leftists put people in a state government and the fucking gestapo comes in and goes really mask off with the crumbling democracy

Therefore the funniest thing that could happen - libs respond to gestapo singing Hamilton songs. It causes the supreme court to change their mind but not before all the leftists close to power are ousted

[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

I think the most likely thing the US supreme Court will say is:

Ah, not so fast, he wasn't convicted. And yeah not everyone in the civil war was convicted but this is the most important guy. You can only do this to presidents who have been convicted. We're even being fair, you see, because Florida or whoever has to put Biden back on the ballot!

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[-] Aryuproudomenowdaddy@hexbear.net 87 points 9 months ago

Trump gearing up to be elected second president of the Confederate States.

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 82 points 9 months ago

Character idea: guy who doesn't care about politics but goes vote for Trump to 'set things right.'

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 101 points 9 months ago

this isn't even a character, this is going to be half of the voters in 2024

"I don't like Trump, but it's not right what they're doing to him"

[-] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 67 points 9 months ago

yea

At least it'll be funny watching Biden lose to the only man less fit for the job.

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 54 points 9 months ago

less fit for the job

0% = 0%

[-] PoY@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 9 months ago

not even sure about the less fit part honestly

[-] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago

I know biden is more fit because I have seen him on a bike, doesn't Trump believe exercise wastes your orgone energy ir something so you die sooner?

[-] Findom_DeLuise@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

Bit idea: guy who cares deeply about who is fit for the office of POTUS, but takes it to literally mean physical fitness.

This guy may or may not have violated his Volcel pledge in his shorts when Biden challenged Trump to a push-up contest during the 2020 debates.

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[-] edge@hexbear.net 76 points 9 months ago

I really really want to see some third party seriously take on Biden in states without Trump on the ballot. It would be hilarious if they manage to win a state and fuck up the electoral college, leaving no winner.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

MFW the closest thing there is to a relevant third party are the fucking libertarians, who are just republicans who haven't read The Turner Diaries yet.

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[-] axont@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago

no electoral winner means congress decides who the president is. It's happened before. It's how Andrew Jackson got elected.

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[-] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 70 points 9 months ago

Wait this is one that could actually matter right? Trump would never in a million years win Colorado but I can see a world in which he could win Maine.

Is this how American "Democracy" dies? By states just throwing a viable candidate off the ballot? That's...not how I would have guessed.

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 77 points 9 months ago

what could possibly go wrong if you massively motivate Trump's base to vote by feeding their aggrievement while your own candidate is historically unpopular?

[-] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 63 points 9 months ago

No no no, they will finally come to their senses and vote for the other genocidal war criminal.

[-] the_kid@hexbear.net 64 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

idiot Americans don't understand that the economy is actually doing incredibly and Biden is the genocide-reduction candidate

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 48 points 9 months ago

The real joke is the US tearing itself apart because one half can't vote for their genocidal, war crime partaking, racist, septuagenarian, capitalist bootlicker and instead have to watch the genocidal, war crime partaking, racist, octogenarian, capitalist bootlicker 'win'

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 51 points 9 months ago

Weren't the 2022 midterms an unexpectedly poor turnout for the Republicans as so many of them bought into the "stolen election" bit? Isn't this just going to further reinforce their beliefs that the elections are all rigged?

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[-] Venus@hexbear.net 60 points 9 months ago

The illusion of democracy is crumbling elmofire

[-] MaxOS@hexbear.net 60 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

2020 me (ironically): “the election was stolen”
2024 me (unironically): “the election was stolen”

[-] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 61 points 9 months ago

every year, me (unironically): "the election was stolen by capital"

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[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

Super Tuesday in 2020 made me realize the Dems treat the process of electing a leader like McDonald's does a build-a-burger contest. So people could feel profoundly that Bernie Sanders is correct, but the manager in charge of the burger contest isn't really going to start giving people "bag of lettuce and mayonnaise," so they'll just tinker with the process so it doesn't get the most votes.

[-] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 31 points 9 months ago

Boaty McBoatface tier fuckery. "Oh, you want healthcare, wages, and doing something about the fascists killing you in the street? Nah, you actually voted for genocide and union busting, but we'll co-opt your ironic meme in one picture on our website and wear a Kente cloth in the single most out of touch meaningless statement of all time."

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 57 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Balkanize speed run cmon cmon!

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 56 points 9 months ago

Death of America let's fuckin gooooo lets-fucking-go

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[-] JohnBrownNote@hexbear.net 55 points 9 months ago

yesss balkanize sicko-flipped

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago

something something closing in.

These MFs really want Trump to be even more of a martyr?

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[-] CrimsonSage@hexbear.net 52 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Honestly i would actually respect the democrats if they sacked up and banned him from running. They won't because they are a bunch of disorganized neurotic pmc wusses.

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[-] SerLava@hexbear.net 51 points 9 months ago

pog-dolphin Maine has two electoral districts and one voted went for Trump in the last two elections

Colorado was meaningless. Now they're about to be mad lmao. Hahaha

[-] Great_Leader_Is_Dead@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

I'm taking bets on which state will be next. You can place bets on one state or dude a spread for lower odds.

[-] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 36 points 9 months ago

gonna place my chip on the 4 corners monument

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[-] Frogmanfromlake@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

Liberals cheering this on don't understand the backlash and repercussions it will cause.

[-] stigsbandit34z@hexbear.net 30 points 9 months ago

What 0 analysis of material conditions does to a mf

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[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago
[-] IsThisLoss@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago

Funniest outcome would be having him incapacitated due to deteriorating health and then Haley winning in a landslide

[-] VILenin@hexbear.net 43 points 9 months ago
[-] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

Or 7-2.
Or 8-1.
Or 9-0.

9-0 is very dangerous because I could die laughing.

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

joker-dancing And, here, we, GO

[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 40 points 9 months ago
[-] WIIHAPPYFEW@hexbear.net 44 points 9 months ago

Wait what the hell Trump’s back on the Colorado ballot rn too after appealing? What the fuck is even going on anymore? Is this our Gorbachev arc? concerned-confusion

[-] Redcuban1959@hexbear.net 41 points 9 months ago

Is this our Gorbachev arc?

Trump already made the Pizza Hut commercial. It's over. sad-boi

[-] axont@hexbear.net 38 points 9 months ago

no that's how it works. The appeal means the Colorado Supreme Court's 4-3 decision to remove Trump gets put on pause. It goes to the Federal Supreme Court now, who can choose to hear it or dismiss it. If they dismiss it, it means Trump's off the ballot in Colorado for good, then probably a bunch of other states would remove Trump or Biden willynilly depending on who the governor is

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[-] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 35 points 9 months ago

Dudes gonna get blocked in over half the states and still win

[-] Teekeeus@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

popcorn-time imperial infighting sit-back-and-enjoy

[-] 2Password2Remember@hexbear.net 32 points 9 months ago

ron paul it's happening.gif

Death to America

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 29 points 9 months ago

This is genuinely the most exciting shit to ever happen in the time I've paid attention to our political theater. Hopefully the gravitational pull of all the rubes this is gonna activate widens the divide even more.

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