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SassyRamen
joined 9 months ago
My 5 year old son told me: "Ich hab dich lieb Daddy"
We only speak German at home, so it was out of no where and totally unexpected that he said Daddy instead of Papa.
English is my native tongue, so it was really a sweet surprise to here him say that. It hit me right in the heart strings.
This headline is so poorly written, that I had to take it to r/peterexplainsthejoke
Better yet, fresher as Moth Man's
Maybe #2, idk I'm really beside myself on this one
He didn't just drown in a lake. He went on a walk with his doctor, and they BOTH "drowned" in the lake.
This must be new, I remember the kings cave, but not the boat.
Can someone extinct that cave crawler
I'm doing my part!
RFK Jr "Yall hear a new worm just dropped! Gawd damn gotta get me one!" (Insert jackhammered freak shake voice)
Oblivion Remasterd Deluxe Edition is reminding us all of the fall of gaming.
That ~~smile~~ horse armor. That damned ~~smile~~ horse armor.
I just wanted to brag about this app with colors and objectives! I can get distracted, and still remember to keep cleaning. When I see a room is in red, that means back to cleaning xD
I'm not in anyway affiliated with the app and just wanted to give them some free add time. The app is called Sweepy and it cost me €17 a year. For the help I'm getting from it, it's worth it.
I hope this helps my ADHD homies out. If anyone has other apps they use through the day, please share!
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Is this real? I don't think a cop could take such a tongue whipping without unholstering