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this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2023
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It's the dunk tank.
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i like how they think the fking Chinese or Russian Cyberinfluence division or whatever would spend any time or effort on a fking site that has 1000 active users at most
Many years ago, before I had even discovered /r/chapotraphouse, I used to post on /r/geopolitics. Of course as you can imagine the self-important nerds there would accuse people left and right of being Chinese/Russian bots. I once asked why the fuck the MSS or FSB or whatever would spend their time shitposting on a sub with like a thousand users and they claimed that "real international relations experts post here regularly" and then I got banned.
Worth it.
at least when we were on reddit it made at least a little sense, since you were connected to a larger site
the ironic thing was that user survey on reddit that found the most active city on reddit was some US Airforce base lol
probably a tell on the quality of American "real international experts" more than anything 🤣
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Wow that's actually a really useful bot
Translation
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The most obvious translation lol
any idea on how i claim my payment from the see see pee? I was promised a substantial payment, however, I have been unable to locate my local secret police station. Any help would be greatly appreciated.
Seriously I could really use the money
If any foreign government wants me to post - hit me up in the dms im ready to post on your orders. Payment in advance. I accept gold and diamonds. (NO BITCOIN)
This feels like bait... was going to add more input but also don't want to be swooped by a three letter agency >.>
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Monkey's Paw: Israel counts as a "foreign government"
They wouldn't be the secret police if you could find them, now would they?
Plot-twist: it's actually the the North Korean Cyberintelligence division who are making use of Juche divination to see the future and the revolutionary importance of Hexbear.
Kim Jong Un has actually been posting here personally since it was CTH
He lost weight because he joined our swoletariat comm
I heard he got a rowing machine and massive deltoids
I'm waiting for juche evocation
We already have juche necromancy too. My bet is on juche conjuration coming next for that sweet grease + create pit combo.
Thermonuclear Bomb is a level 9 evocation.
Yeah, our FBI guy is holding on by the skin of his teeth. They keep trying to re-assign him to figuring out if ChatGPT is a Marxist. Ted, if you're reading this, we're pulling for you bro. We're always here if you need us!
oh is he our intern? I'd heard we got assigned one but I've never gotten to say hi. don't be shy, Ted!