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has anyone checked elon's pockets
You guys all know he’s not liquid like that! (translation: money is fake and he doesn’t actually have a trillion of anything)
He probably has a trillion red blood cells
I thought he drained all his blood
Vampire
Schrödinger's oligarch: He is both broke and has more money than God at the same time.
To his baby mommas he’s broke. To his investors he’s God.
I don't know that I buy it, we better turn him upside and shake him to see what comes out.
I propose using a juicer instead, just to be sure
Bring forth the human-sized juicero! We shall squeeze the money out of him!