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[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 79 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Or of they are a nurse, ask them which home remedy is best for burns: toothpaste or powder coffee?

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Get fancy and use Vicks

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Habanero juice mixed with vicks.

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Would you like some nut juice with your bean soup? (Adding almond milk to coffee.)

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Vanilla soy latte is a three bean soup!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've heard it tastes better than milk on coffee. Gotta try.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

i think so. it gives a little carb flavor without being to carb-y.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

tell them to put a whole onion in their sock and call it a day

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 1 month ago
[–] deacon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Grapefruit poultice

[–] ODuffer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just tell them the joke was weak, and move on with your life.