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[–] voidsignal@lemmy.world 289 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (24 children)

On one hand I'm happy this fuck is dead, and I hope he did suffer.

On the other hand, we all know he did not commit suicide and got killed by the Pedoresident following the playbook of his BFF putin to try to save his fat orange pedo ass

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 194 points 2 days ago (7 children)

There's still the option that it was a faked death. That much wealth and power, if it could be done, that's who and when it would be done. I'm not giving it much credence without more evidence, but I've got no reason to think that it's not possible given the series of absurd happenings that morning.

[–] pizza_the_hutt@sh.itjust.works 76 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Somebody in Israel logged into Epstein's Fortnight account a few years after his supposed death, FYI.

[–] ContactClosure@lemmus.org 1 points 14 hours ago

And his FedEx account, they were both used until 2024.

[–] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 59 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Is there any reason to believe it wasn’t hacked? If I’m murdered then my account being accessed doesn’t prove I’m secretly alive. Especially if I used insecure passwords like Epstein is reported to have done.

It’s not impossible, but if he was still alive I find it hard to believe he’d just access it once and never again. Stupid billionaires with bad passwords probably happens all the time and we just don’t know about it because they’re not at the center of an international child sex exploitation crime ring.

[–] AbidanYre@lemmy.world 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Trump's Twitter password was maga or something like that. After it got hacked I'm pretty sure it was maga2020 when it got hacked again

[–] f314@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

So I guess it’s maga2028 now?

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

"We did it, lemmy!"

nah they probably went back to 0-0-0-0-0 because he got too angry to shit and tweet at the same time again.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

His original twitter password was, "yourefired", which was found because it was his LinkedIn password during the breach a few years prior

Darknet Diaries has an episode about it: https://darknetdiaries.com/transcript/87/

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

See, this is my take as well - other people knew/guessed his passwords and used his account that way. Keeping him alive really doesn't do anything for the "it's all a coverup" story, especially when a LOT of his associates and contacts are getting tangled up in this release of his files. Additionally, this guy was talking so openly about manipulating markets, sex crimes, and all sorts of legal and quasi legal shit that I find it hard to imagine that EVEN IF he was connected to Israeli intelligence like has been suggested, EVEN IF he got spirited out of prison and away to Tel Aviv, I find it hard to imagine Mossad would want to keep such a DEEPLY compromised asset alive instead of driving him into the Negev and putting two bullets in the back of his head.

[–] uberdroog@lemmy.world 44 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I would bet a handler was checking the device and fucked up.

[–] poke@sh.itjust.works 34 points 2 days ago (1 children)

and played a few ranked rocket league games for fun while they were at it

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 2 days ago

Then got pissed at the smerfs and killed himself

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago

Epstein's Fortnite account

I hate this timeline so much

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

That someone was exposed as a teenage "hacker".

I used quotes because it was more social engineering and lying than any sort of hack.

[–] 3abas@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"hacker"... According to Epic, someone changed their handle to Epstein's handle that was exposed in the files. There was no hacking involved.

I would absolutely believe it that he was walked out and flown to Israel where he lives as a hero of the pedo-genocide state, but his brother who identified his body is vocal about evidence it wasn't a suicide. I'm not sure what incentive he'd have to both lie about identifying his brother's body and making so much noise about it being a murder...

[–] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I've been hearing that the "changed handle" thing isn't valid, because when an account handle is changed you can still see the original on the user's profile (and that wasn't the case for the littlestjeff account). With all the misinformation flying around, I have no idea about the accuracy of this though.

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[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I’m not sure what incentive he’d have to both lie about identifying his brother’s body and making so much noise about it being a murder…

Remember that he was deeply involved in Epstein's businesses, including holding the position of president over the J Epstein & Co investment firm.

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[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

his brother who identified his body is vocal about evidence it wasn’t a suicide.

He was killed! He's dead, but killed! Dead, you see? Dead. Don't go looking for him.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

This was a hoax, look it up.

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[–] SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If I had that much money I know I would have a "Hail Mary" boobytrap that released a bunch of incriminating evidence in case of my death.

That might be Ghislaine's job.

if i had that much money, i'd probably start a big ass farm or something. not enough ass in the world today

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

the best place to hide is the country that orchestated it, israel.

no i found a better hiding spot

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Imagine if he'd been one of the state of the union guests.

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 2 days ago

Trump pulls off his face, gasp it was Epstein all along

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Like when Andy Kaufman did an entire show at the Apollo with 'his grandmother' rocking back and forth in a chair off to one side, only to pull off the wig and it was Robin Williams (in his quietest role ever) all along?

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Man comedy has gone so downhill.

Like there were the greats... Abbott, Costello...Kaufman, Belushi.

Millennials got fucked again. Foxworthy. Dunham. Cable Guy. Eddie Murphy's later years. What have you done for me lately, Eddie?

We could've kept Chris Farley, but he had to die. And without him, David Spade is worthless.

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[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I'm sure it was possible to swap Epstein out. I just don't think there was the motivation for it

No one wants Epstein alive. The rich and powerful want to bury their crimes, normal people want retribution. The only motivator I can imagine would be a deadman switch, but even if Epstein were smuggled out, the rich and powerful would have dismantled any blackmail Epstein had by now and finished the job

I see no path that still has Epstein alive at this point

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Not impossible, but I don't see what advantage there would be to keeping him alive vs just getting rid of him entirely.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A simple trade, destruction of evidence in exchange for his life. Mind you I'd still kill him regardless but I also wouldn't make any deal with slime like that to begin with.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I'm guessing a guy like that who traded in relationships and secrets would be smart enough to set up a dead man drop in the event he goes quiet for too long. It keeps his life valuable.

[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 4 points 2 days ago

That would make sense if he wasn't arrested, convicted, interrogated and with a mountain of evidence in the hands of the FBI. A dead drop isn't going to keep you alive if the person who wants you silenced thinks you're already spilling the beans.

But even if that's the case he's alive until he clears the dead drop because he'd still be a loose end.

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[–] sakuraba@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I hate when characters are killed off screen

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It turns out the actor playing Epstein was himself involved in a sex trafficking scandal. He was fired. That's why they couldn't have an on-screen death for the Epstein character. The whole thing is super meta.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 8 points 2 days ago

he definitely got assassinated, giving how fast they tried to cover it up, and the news/congress politicinas(both DNC/GOP) dint want it to come to light

[–] justastranger@sh.itjust.works 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Does it still count as suicide if they hand you the rope and tell you this is the easy way out and if you don't play ball they'll make sure it's painful?

[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The only threat they needed to make was a return to general population.

I seem to remember him being attacked by another inmate. Instead of being put into protective custody he was put on suicide watch, which is its own kind of hell.

So, he changed his will to fuck over his victims, and is suddenly pulled off suicide watch.

The only two people needed to then make sure Epstein was dead would be the warden probably Epstein's own lawyer. Maybe the psychiatrist who signed off on the removal from suicide watch... But the suicide watch wasn't initially justified, so pulling Epstein off it wouldn't seem strange.

Hell, if you were a clever, high placed official in the DOJ, an example being Bill Barr, you could simply tell the warden to "put some pressure on the pedo" and then use the lawyer to deliver the real message of "kill yourself before we put you into the general population".

Then you get a dead loose end and no record of illegal activity inside the prison. Also you only have to buy off a single person who likely already has questionable morals.

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